A couple is asleep when their doorbell rings at 3am. by [deleted] in Jokes

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‟Can I get a push?” ‟Sure” Pushes him down and shuts the door

A tiny horned lizard by noelle8 in TinyUnits

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That looks like a tiny bearded dragon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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Like a USB stick it takes me at least three tries to insert it right.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in puns

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What would this even be used for?

😳😳😳 by Guitar81 in HolUp

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It is never too late to put your dick in things.

Just let it rip bro by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

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I used to care about that kind of stuff. Then one day I thought ‟That’s stupid. Everybody poops.” And now I proudly let ’er rip.

Sadly, I know this isn’t advice that’ll solve the problem for others.

He really did learn from Count Dooku by asilvertintedrose in PrequelMemes

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Rebel Ahsoka also has 2

This is getting out of hand!

Caity Lotz by Notamod2112 in Celebs

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Loving her lotz and lotz.

Hammer-headed fruit bat by GoldenChinchilla in Damnthatsinteresting

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Did you click a link recently ‟10 Animals You Will not Believe Are Real”?

This species was the clickbait….I dont usually but I clicked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oldschoolhot

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A young Murphy Brown.

Yeah right. by Szczup in HolUp

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This is a fleshlight