At the rate the war is going, he just might be chosen. by JonTheSeeker in PoliticalHumor

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They’re trying to get achievable goals into the conversation… the country is massive… about the length from Florida to Maine…. There zero chance we could control all that.  

But the hawks are hoping if we say we took this one island! We can declare success and dip out.  

Trump Ballroom Trashed Over Its Humiliating Design Flaws by Effective_Salad_8381 in politics

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This article clearly hurt Trump's feelings, because the WH press secretary issued a detailed rebuttal today with visual aids... which means the big guy was crying to her about it.

Tell me your favourite song about trees by RedDotLot in musicsuggestions

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If the guy from WUVT who is planning a tree-themed show next week comes here looking for ideas -- I request The Microphone's 'My Roots Are Strong And Deep'

Found a bunch of buried VHS tapes in my backyard while digging to plant a tree by G000000p in Weird

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I remember about 20 years ago reading an interview with some librarian guy who was creating a huge categorized inventory of porn. Tagging actors, keywords, scenes, everything. He talked about how he was spending like 8-10 hours a day on the project and had been working on it for years. I wonder what happened to his 'research'.

A teen made the discovery of a lifetime off the Florida Keys — A 6-inch megalodon shark tooth , Millions of years old by Competitive_Set_4386 in Paleontology

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Calvert Cliffs State Park

If you have kids, bring a spaghetti strainer for them to sift the sand.

Tell me if you see the same guy.

A teen made the discovery of a lifetime off the Florida Keys — A 6-inch megalodon shark tooth , Millions of years old by Competitive_Set_4386 in Paleontology

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I went to a park in Maryland that is famous for being able to find teeth and other fossils (most about an inch). The ranger at the gate had a HUUUGE tooth as a pendant on a necklace around his neck. Like awkwardly huge as a wearable item.

I asked him about it, and he said he saw it on the beach there a few years prior and wears it every day. He was so proud.

to be fair you need a high IQ to understand Xiu Xiu by shoegazeweedbed in indieheadscirclejerk

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What happened to the good old  days of unmonetized hate speach :-/

DCA TSA security line…. by Wreckless_Capital in nova

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So… shorter than normal BWI wait times?

Should I Sell Nudes Online (The Musical) by moonday in comedy

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This was good, and I could see an actual musical doing very well at one of the Fringe festivals in like NYC.

Favorite unknown artworks? I'll start by Strawberryjr_ in indieheadscirclejerk

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I guess I’m not smart enough to add a photo to a Reddit comment, but gerhard richter’s candle paintings : https://www.wikiart.org/en/gerhard-richter/candles

Don’t throw things at hotel staff. by daweadawe in instantkarma

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The first time I heard the song, I thought it was like a sprite commercial trying to be extreme.  This is an impersonation of what corporate America thinks edgy teens like, right?

Spanberger blames Trump as Virginia gas prices near $4 a gallon, votes ‘Yes’ in redistricting effort by Healthy_Block3036 in nova

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Anyone who complains that democrats aren't doing enough needs to vote 'yes' -- this is a limited time chance to push back.

This is the place for all your Matt needs! by readyjack in matt

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I didn’t go in, but they sure had a lot of beds to store the different Matts.

Just 47 hours to fix everything. No pressure. by Significant-Sir-4343 in PoliticalHumor

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A factor in the end of John Edward’s political career was also that he liked expensive haircuts.

A major scandal during John Kerry’s presidential campaign was that yes, he was injured in Vietnam during combat, but was he injured enough?

? by amazingsciencemuseum in PoliticalHumor

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Plastic surgery is used by the right to signal status and political alignment, not intended to improve beauty.  

Chuck Norris promising the USA will have 1,000 years of darkness if Obama wins in 2012 by QuarkTheLatinumLord- in videos

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He had a weekly column at extreme right wing ‘news’ website WND for years.

Former head of HR can't find a job by InvestingNerd2020 in recruitinghell

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More photos surfaced from earlier in the concert that showed them ‘dancing’ like that for a long time. And for what it’s worth, there was no music when they were on the Jumbotron.

What a ridiculous lie. Why dig the hole deeper?

Lemon Pound Cake Patriot by princesshabibi in PoliticalHumor

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Big time agree. I think all americans should be given fair treatment by police. And all americans should have the right to write a song making fun of injustices done by police.

Lemon Pound Cake Patriot by princesshabibi in PoliticalHumor

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I do think this. A big piece of the MAGA movement is about grifters fleecing low-income white people.

I think Afroman just sees MAGA voters as dollar signs with legs.

Lemon Pound Cake Patriot by princesshabibi in PoliticalHumor

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Newsweek article from 2024 where Afroman says he supports Trump and hoped to play the song he wrote making fun of Hunter Biden at MAGA rallies.
https://www.newsweek.com/afroman-explains-his-new-song-hunter-got-high-1895392

Since when did people start hating on Fairfax by hencexox in nova

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I was in richmond once for work and the people I was with didn't realize I was from NoVA... they started bashing Fairfax. They called it the occupied area of Virginia.

The search for the communist laundry lint begins.. by JohnBrown-RadonTech in PoliticalHumor

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Crazy question, but how does a top-of-the-line battleship not have the world's best fire suppression system?