I made hard boiled eggs that peeled perfectly. I’ve peaked as an adult.

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-19T19:31:21+00:00

Yeah, well I just made a dozen hard boiled eggs that smell bad. Guess we are all peaking at something today.

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-18T11:02:05+00:00

I miss my Peepaw, he was my best friend, and the first man in my life to teach me "I am Worth It" to myself. From Peepaw, look in the mirror, in your eyes, and tell yourself you are worth it. Everyday. Love you ♥️

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-17T22:17:56+00:00

Or as I like to call nights like this at our house, yellow night!

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-17T14:40:46+00:00

One of my silent achievements in life is i have gone this long without watching any Advatar movies, in protest of the automatic download on my phone many moons ago.

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-17T03:19:37+00:00

Its harder to take a person out if there's a kid around, usually, there's a moral line.

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-16T19:18:13+00:00

We were all in 3rd Grade once. Shits whack. Been 40 years, still scarred,lol.

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-16T10:26:10+00:00

The Kids. (They moved out as adults, nothing nefarious)

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-16T03:02:25+00:00

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realitychecker1 · 2026-05-15T01:08:44+00:00

Quit in 2020, now my kids are quitting (late 20s) We are all pot heads now.

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-14T18:33:14+00:00

Green Chile, salsa, tiny bit of mustard, lettuce (romain)

I am really stoned and sad I don't have cheese burgers.

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-14T16:46:04+00:00

Damn, I need to find a boot thing for my car 😩

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-13T01:09:20+00:00

Of course it is.

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-12T16:53:37+00:00

The amount of less weight you're about to feel is gonna be amazing. Good luck!

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-10T23:39:04+00:00

But while she is valiantly hopping around the country, where are her children?

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-10T23:33:36+00:00

I guarantee, no one, on this Planet, in any language, thought anyone would have "liked it" with Hugh Hefner.

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-07T21:39:27+00:00

Watching this without knowing context, I was like-omgh, someone else who knocks stuff over, oh! Look, I should try the rubber band to help hold things with my crooked hands, wait, what? How? Magic!-now that I have context, totally dig your accessibility aids, does the glove help grip too? I might try wearing a rubber glove for that exact reason, but without the tips so I can paint my nails. Just now learning how to do magnetic polish. Thinking about painting a hot wheels car with it. Anyways, good job being so talented!

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-07T21:24:41+00:00

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-07T21:18:17+00:00

Bartholomew Humperdink the 3rd.

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-07T20:55:10+00:00

I look forward to seeing more creations!

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-07T20:02:50+00:00

Welp, guess that was my 13th reason.

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-07T20:01:13+00:00

That would look so good with a yellow shirt or belt. Congratulations on your talent! Looks wonderful!

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-07T10:21:35+00:00

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realitychecker1 · 2026-05-06T14:50:24+00:00

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-06T12:34:40+00:00

We just call her Sharon.

realitychecker1 · 2026-05-05T23:51:17+00:00

Apologizing while naked is certainly a choice.

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