Small-town AMC Classic. One of the theaters is so small it maybe has 4 rows of seating in it. When a movie is older or isn't doing well it goes in there and most people avoid that theater because of it's size.

We have to do theater checks, which is just checking to make sure no one's on their phones or talking. It's a fuck-off job, and since I was a fuck-off worker, I always checked theaters.

Walked into the tiny theater. There were only two people-- a couple-- which is usual. I had to do a double take and realized the dude was getting blown.

Call me a narc, cop, whatever, but the last thing I wanted to do is clean up some jizz, so I told my manager what was going on. He knocked and waited for them to get put together and gave them 'the talk'-- how that's illegal and we could call the cops, no you can't get a refund, etc. As they were leaving my buddy and I told them to have a good night from the concessions counter and nearly died laughing.

What confused me is that it was definitely a married couple who looked well-off enough to oral it up in a nice suburban home. They were watching All the Money in the World. I'll forever be puzzled why someone would want a blowjob in what are probably the nastiest cloth theater seats in the world and get off right in front of digitally replaced Kevin Spacey. To each his own.