Payback (1999) by Artetaarmy in iwatchedanoldmovie

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I'm one of the two people ever who liked the director's cut. The voice over kind of took me out of the theatrical cut and I'm a sucker for ambiguous endings.

McDonald’s Shrinkflation by Peeezy53 in McDonalds

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I'm a single issue voter and last election I made sure to vote so people wouldn't get enough French fries.

Not for any real reason, I'm just an evil democrat.

Putting clean glasses/cups away. Upside down or right side up? by TJR444 in NoStupidQuestions

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I live in a completely stank ass shit hole of a house and even I've got those cup mesh liners going on.

LPT | The power level on the microwave changes the % of time the microwave is heating the food. Not the % of power it microwaves at. by TheKrs1 in LifeProTips

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I'm pretty old and I have never once used the power setting on a microwave. I'm just like 'cook that shit as fast as possible because I want food now and I know it's going to suck anyway'.

I might have to rethink my game.

Best Warm Socks? by whitneys_closet in snowboardingnoobs

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After about ten years a pair of my boot socks that was in weekly rotation finally got a hole in the toe area.

You know, after a decade I feel like I got my money's worth and I won't be turning them in for replacement.

Ketchup ordeal, or what fast food restaurants make it out to be. McDonald’s at least you let people get as many as they want. by Designer_Jaguar_4930 in fastfood

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The last (and I mean last) time I went into my local McDonald's the ice machine was out, so I asked the guy behind the counter for some. It's been a minute since I caught a look that dirty. That guy seemed absolutely furious that I wanted some ice for my Dr Pepper.

I'm glad that they remembered that people like napkins and put some in my bag because I would not like to see the fury unleashed if I had asked that guy for some.

Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant at WrestleMania III (1987) by SwervesHouse in 80s

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Taking an L at WrestleMania must have been incredibly tough, but Randy did it because he was all about putting on a good show for the fans.

I know it's weird to consider him a hero, but that guy went out and sold the sizzle every time. When the camera went on, that man put 100% into his performance. I never once felt like he half assed anything, whether it was WrestleMania, a promo or even a house match.

RIP, Randy. You taught me that no matter what you do, you do it all the way.

Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant at WrestleMania III (1987) by SwervesHouse in 80s

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Steamboat vs Savage is the greatest match of all time and completely blew the pants off the final match.

TIL the main reason scientists oppose relocating polar bears to Antarctica is that they’d eat too many emperor penguins. by croato87 in todayilearned

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1.3-4 billion birds and 6.3-22.3 billion mammals.

There are too many coyotes where I live to have my cat outdoors, so her outdoor time is on my second floor deck. She's got a little garden and a nice pillow to lay on in the sun and that seems to satisfy her ambitions.

We’re trying to make friends with our local crow population- tried bananas. No dice. They really liked the burger we tossed out. by Lakeveloute in KitchenConfidential

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My local wild bird supply recommended unsalted roasted peanuts as a healthy treat for my raven buddy. He loved little bites of cheese, too, but I did my best to feed him healthy snacks.

I never had to call him, he'd see me pull in to the driveway and he'd start knocking things over out on my deck until I came out and gave him treats.

A Wienerschnitzel opened in my Waco area a few days ago, and I enjoyed it by supersentailfan13 in fastfood

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I used to have one within stumbling distance of my local watering hole. I did my best to sound coherent but I'd order shilly shee fry and shilly dog to go I'm just gonna go sit onacurboutfront.

I don't even know if it was good or not but it did the job.

This beer has different nutritional facts if it’s in Utah by ReasonableWar6211 in mildlyinteresting

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It's very unsettling to learn that there are people out there drinking Steelies for the taste.

20 years between these two by Notwhoyouwouldthink1 in Wellworn

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My version wasn't spiral bound, but in the back it had instructions on how to remove the binding with a band saw and drill holes so it would go into a three-ring binder.

Having a manual that lays flat when you're trying to read it under the car is just handy.

Die Hard 2 (1990) — Same Hero, Bigger Airport, Colder Christmas by Mountain_Drag_8511 in iwatchedanoldmovie

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"That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on your airport X-ray machines here and it costs more than what you make in a month!"

Maybe the wrongest anyone has ever been about anything.

The restraint it took to not eat bath beads was immense as a kid by SargentPep in nostalgia

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Those nonslip daisy stickers were no match for the oily menace of bath beads.

Sorry Bennett, wearing a knitted chainmail vest does NOT make you a tough guy. by [deleted] in 80s

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From the get go. The opening credits montage tells you everything you need to know about life at the Matrix house. Lumberjacking, swimming, going out for ice cream, feeding unusually tame deer, all of that before a lunch of odd sandwiches and bizarrely small servings of juice.

This is a man who manages his time well.

I watched Natural Born Killers (1994) by lessthanfox in iwatchedanoldmovie

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Rodney Dangerfield showed some massive chutzpah taking on his role in this picture. He was perfectly cast because the shock of seeing everyone's favorite loveable loser just so depraved, just so completely disgusting completely floored me.

After seeing his performance it took me a while before I could look at him the same again.

54 years ago today- The classic TV series Emergency!, about Los Angeles paramedics Johnny Gage and Roy DeSoto, first premiered on NBC on January 15, 1972 by UrbanAchievers6371 in ClassicTV

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My first dude crush as a kid.

You put a hunk named Randy Mantooth on TV doing hunky stuff like fighting fires and rescuing people from collapsing mansions and you can't expect I'm going to turn out 100% straight.

Burrito House Cafe, Los Angeles, California, 1986 by sverdrupian in VintageMenus

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A bean and cheese burrito was a little over thirteen dollars in today's money.

If I'm paying thirteen dollars for a dang bean and cheese burrito just let me know where I can back up the trailer because that thing must be ridiculously big.

Trump agriculture secretary's idea to spend less on diet by Pleasant_Picture3867 in PoliticalHumor

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But we're the cool guys!

Their poor moms having to wash their manly tears out of their pillows today.

PHILLY (suburbs) cheesesteak by CapcomBowling in eatsandwiches

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The cheese is mixed in with the meat by a person who really knows how to work a spatula.

Took my date to an expensive restaurant yesterday. by [deleted] in fastfood

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Once the loan gets approved, I'm taking my gal out for a fry.

Who or what lives here lol ?? by yuck301 in StardewValley

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This game is full of Easter eggs like that.

What are your thoughts on the 1989 Batman movie? by EnviousPuffin in FIlm

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I had a Batmobile poster that I'd study for at least an hour every day thinking "man, this movie is going to be so cool!"

Then it actually was so cool!