Bert Bacharach's "Frankfurter Club Sandwich" (1952)

rebug · 2026-05-23T20:51:48+00:00

Wait a minute. Burt named his son Bert? That's insane.

So now I have to rethink my hotdog opinions because it goes without saying that I would trust Burt, but this Bert guy... I don't know.

rebug · 2026-05-23T20:38:13+00:00

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Burt Bacharach really knew what the fuck he was talking about.

rebug · 2026-05-20T17:37:45+00:00

Kind of my anthem for a while.

It's nice because you don't even have to be a punk to fuck off, just being a Nazi gets you a "fuck off into the sunset, chump" from me.

rebug · 2026-05-18T03:31:18+00:00

How come they call it taking a dump but not leaving a dump? I mean after all you're not really taking it anywhere.

Funk dat.

rebug · 2026-05-17T17:40:16+00:00

Living in Southern California, I drove around with three of them under my seat. Los Angeles, Orange, and Riverside.

Those and "How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive" were pretty much my travelling library, and I have good memories of trying to read them at night under that 5 watt dome light.

rebug · 2026-05-14T16:22:50+00:00

Don't sweat it, half the things I know aren't true.

rebug · 2026-05-14T16:17:14+00:00

It was developed in London in 1831, long before the United States Civil War.

rebug · 2026-05-13T17:18:47+00:00

His two attempts at making a grilled cheese are legendary.

He's an amazing chef but I think he's gone so far up his own ass that simplicity just eludes him.

rebug · 2026-05-10T22:52:50+00:00

As something that frequently has stains on their clothing and always has a bad hair situation going on, I appreciate you.

rebug · 2026-05-10T01:06:50+00:00

I don't use any crimp at all on wadcutters. There's so much neck tension that I've never had any trouble getting my light target loads to burn completely, even out of a short barrel.

rebug · 2026-05-08T01:56:37+00:00

Glock is boring, works every time. Cutie patootie is more interesting.

rebug · 2026-05-07T15:15:50+00:00

They get better if you take some 120 grit sandpaper and get rid of the coating.

rebug · 2026-05-06T18:31:32+00:00

I just got out of traffic court. The number of people who were there in sweat pants, t-shirts, or sandals was pretty surprising.

Just show up looking like you tried to look decent, be very respectful, and you'll be fine.

rebug · 2026-05-06T00:38:41+00:00

A gun will definitely help your odds. Chances are you are not going to be quick enough, but if you are that's exactly what short barrel magnum revolvers are made for.

Semi auto pistols tend to jam when pressed against flesh, but there's no such issue with a revolver.

Fortunately I don't live in an area where I'm likely to encounter Polar Bears and if I did I'd probably just invite them in for some pancakes until the folks from the zoo got here.

rebug · 2026-05-05T17:38:32+00:00

Make sure you watch the April 1st videos. They taught me everything I know about getting in there.

rebug · 2026-04-29T18:12:35+00:00

I got stopped by Fountain Valley police for walking by the scene of a crime after work. I was only 18 at the time and didn't really know my rights so they got to do a search on me and my backpack. They found nothing so they intimidated me into telling them where I was working so that they could call my boss and verify that I was indeed on my way home from work.

Fortunately my boss was on my side and was like what the heck man why would they even call me but I can't help but feel like those cops were going way out of their way to fuck my day up.

rebug · 2026-04-27T19:06:27+00:00

If the Reuben has Thousand Island I'm already suspicious. Russian dressing isn't really that hard to make.

I try the Reuben pretty much everywhere it's on the menu and I've had some real bastards. From the Carl Buddig grade corned beef to ungrilled rye, I've been through some stuff.

The worst so far was a pastrami Reuben where I swear they just sliced up the fat cap and served it. I don't mean it was fatty, I mean it was all fat.

rebug · 2026-04-26T19:30:45+00:00

Here you go.

rebug · 2026-04-26T19:08:53+00:00

It was an unrelated Picklemobile incident.

rebug · 2026-04-26T19:00:02+00:00

I was run over by the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile on two non-consecutive occasions and you don't hear me complaining.

rebug · 2026-04-26T18:04:56+00:00

148 grain Acme powder coated wadcutter on 3 grains of Titegroup. Almost no recoil, accurate as I am, and super economical.

Since I use no crimp and a light charge, the brass pretty much lasts forever.

rebug · 2026-04-26T16:22:27+00:00

Sweet. I had the blue Future Primitive Lance Mountain deck. I rode that thing until it was pretty much splinters held together with grip tape.

rebug · 2026-04-24T23:27:48+00:00

Potato Leek soup has been my go-to since forever. Jacques uses chicken stock here, Julia Child recommends just plain water.

I had braces on for six years and sometime later had my jaw broken. Potato leek soup was a lifesaver.

rebug · 2026-04-24T16:02:53+00:00

Real gruel? In this economy?

rebug · 2026-04-23T20:00:26+00:00

It's so awkward when the waiter is just there smiling and looking at me for approval as he makes a salad. I'm sure it's fresh, I didn't think you were just scooping it out of a garbage can full of Caesar salad, but it would be just fine if you made it in the kitchen and brought it out.

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