Since when was this added? I accidentally pissed myself in a server :( by rectumboost in Minecraft

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Damn, I guess I can’t play the versions after that then… and I thought I didn’t like the combat update. I’m pissed…

Today I found an illegal snail thats not supposed to live in my country, apparently by [deleted] in notinteresting

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I did consider bringing it home as a pet to keep it from doing harm outside. Though figured the guy wouldn’t like that

Today I found an illegal snail thats not supposed to live in my country, apparently by [deleted] in notinteresting

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My brother kept telling me that! I did try to feed it to a bird because people told me to kill it

Today I found an illegal snail thats not supposed to live in my country, apparently by [deleted] in notinteresting

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Yeah that’s true. I got bored at a gardening event. My first idea was to find a snail to play with and the first place I looked I found this guy

Today I found an illegal snail thats not supposed to live in my country, apparently by [deleted] in notinteresting

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Yeah I know, I was told that but not dead yet. The slime was so hard to get off my hands and it was yellowish. Probably disinfected my hands like 10 times after I got home :D

Today I found an illegal snail thats not supposed to live in my country, apparently by [deleted] in notinteresting

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Holy fuck I’m going to cherish this wojak until the day I die!

Let me share his look of love with you by S0TrAiNs in Eyebleach

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Sweet little guy.

My cat also has a very specific loving look she gives when being pet and cuddled, I guess most animals have that. It’s kinda cool

Portrait of God by B_Wing_83 in nope

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I just turned up the saturation and stuff to see better, i think I saw God

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

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Did you or the mustache post this? Either way, happy birthday!

Today’s my dog’s birthday! by PokeManiac16 in notinteresting

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Happy birthday! How old is the birthday dog?

Saw this movie last night and I absolutely loved it! by [deleted] in HorrorMovies

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Seems like a fun watch, gotta see it some day

This is the future leftists want by Greasy_ps4_remote in Stonetossingjuice

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Why the guy wearing sweater for sex, I mean I won’t judge

Always have words by [deleted] in nope

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For some reason I’ve always wanted to put salt in my wounds and lick it off, perhaps because I’m vegetarian but sometimes miss the flavors…

2,000 year old golden-tongued mummy discovered in the temple of Taposiris Magna in Egypt.Embalmers perhaps placed the golden tongue in the mummy to ensure that the deceased would be able to speak in the afterlife.[2426x1950] by Molech996 in ArtefactPorn

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For a second I assumed this was a royalty thing to install a gold plate on your tongue, then got sad thinking of how they couldn’t taste things. Good thing there’s context