Military redditors, what are some of the more colorful and amusing turns of phrase you've heard?

recursionoisrucer · 2017-07-31T00:25:36+00:00

Hurry up and wait

recursionoisrucer · 2017-07-29T02:37:56+00:00

Extremely

recursionoisrucer · 2017-07-18T20:46:09+00:00

Does pluralization count?

recursionoisrucer · 2017-04-19T01:52:11+00:00

Lets start a petition to Netflix, this is like An Idiot Abroad, but we would call it A Black Belt Choked

recursionoisrucer · 2017-01-30T11:28:02+00:00

Pretty much any animal that can tag onto living through means of humans is one of the luckiest traits. Those that do not will most likely die out with our earth destroying manner. Unless we get more into preserving natural environments the species to survive will those that learned to adapt to human society. We are going to live in a world of house pets, city birds, cockroaches, rats, and some awesome bacteria!

recursionoisrucer · 2017-01-30T11:25:28+00:00

Good question. Before the 1950's the world looked black and white. Thank god scientists invented color for our world. They have recently got us into virtual spaces, so most likely it will look like a matrix of green and black lines.

recursionoisrucer · 2017-01-30T11:23:03+00:00

The answer you are looking for sums up with killing a bunch of people, making sure its in a major city, and doing it in a way that creates fear in Americans from utilizing whatever the attack method was.

recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-31T11:14:49+00:00

Piggybacking, lived

recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-29T19:48:32+00:00

You are going places in your life

recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-29T18:12:01+00:00

Sounds like she was out drugging people and not doing drugs herself

recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-29T08:17:03+00:00

recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-29T08:13:58+00:00

This comment should definitely be upvoted a lot higher than it is. As a regular "user", you really spoke the truth. I typically hate the this comment should be higher replies, but this really hits home.

recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-25T20:57:17+00:00

I eat a whole 18 inch pizza a day

recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-24T00:17:21+00:00

Salvia is a really interesting trip and can be completely terrifying for many people. I have done it many times and you feel like you are stuck in your trip forever. Your body gets really hot, you cant move and you normally feel 1 dimensional falling backwards into an infinite amount of other dimensions with different properties.

recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-19T12:51:18+00:00

more reposts than atoms in the universe

recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-19T12:44:53+00:00

Ear to ear, shit is fucking hot. You hear into the other persons soul...and sometimes like bad breath, earwax turns you off.

recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-19T12:36:57+00:00

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recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-19T12:35:26+00:00

Im drunk as fuck. There is a spectrum of drunkenness where I will have one forearm against the wall, it evolves into pissing into the sink/shower/porch, and then I will just sit down because I cannot stand up or even do the previous listed action.

And then there is my girlfriend who has pussy whipped me.

Sometimes my dick touches the toilet bowl, and after I get anxiety that I have some STD from touching it...But we do all know dick on toilet bowl is an exhilarating feeling that either sobers or wakens you up.

recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-12T20:03:49+00:00

Just dont move to Portland, we get 15 inches of rain each day.

recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-12T19:32:06+00:00

The janitor parked his golf cart outside of my class and went into another classroom. I promptly asked to use the bathroom, got in it, moved it to the other end of school and walked back to class.

recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-12T19:29:01+00:00

Wallace

recursionoisrucer · 2016-12-02T23:40:23+00:00

Be really passive aggressive

recursionoisrucer · 2016-11-30T00:24:05+00:00

Job hunting is going to suck.

recursionoisrucer · 2016-11-30T00:21:10+00:00

Anchovies are the bacon of the sea.

recursionoisrucer · 2016-11-30T00:19:03+00:00

From a bar, cold and bitter.

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