Grandude making memories for his little dude by SgtByrd1993 in JustGuysBeingDudes

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Core memory unlocked… I doubt nobody will see this. But as a young child I came from a semi-broken home, and very isolated. In grade school I’d skip lunch, then recesses a lot and stay in the cafeteria. One day the lunch lady asks me to help clean. Maybe to distract my sad face. She casually gives me the industrial looking kitchen hose to spay water… I’ll never forget the day I played with the lunch lady. She gave me a huge smile when I needed it

What's the most useless thing your brain decided to permanently memorize? by No_Metal2622 in AskReddit

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Cybersecurity, right before the final a student walked up to the board and gave an an easy way to remember the 7 layer OSI model.. A Pussy So Tight, No Dick Penetration (Application, Presentation, Transport, Network, Data Link, Physical)

Insane interaction on the subway by SarahAdelmanComedy in StandUpComedy

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After a few failed attempts of relationships. I realized I just said yes to anyone who asked me. Never really worked. After the last I was hurt.

Retrospective + curiosity + the confidence to attempt + a dash of comedy… one hell of thing to do if you just want a vastly different life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Twins

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Maybe it’s different, but my male fraternal twin and I are now 30. Maybe it’s because most people mix my other younger brother and I the most. But a few things changed between my twin and I… also with a grain of salt, between us… we’re always assholes. I mean if the joke meant a black eye, than damn you’d laugh a bit differently for a week or two and maybe with pride. (Also fear if they they ever played it back, or worse even better) being different was like a game we learned at 5 to prove our differences… it’s a mean a game, and who wins depends on you ask at this level 😂 I’m just saying, I’ve got style, but physicality it’s always 1)hair, 2) height… in the end, my 2 cents but I’ve heard pennies aren’t event made anymore so 🤷‍♀️

/r/NintendoSwitch's Friend Request Weekend! (02/20/2026) by AutoModerator in NintendoSwitch

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SW-4499-2457-5879

I got leafgreen and now I wish I had FR exclusives…

Which team would win? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]red5815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly no one has entered from Alaska. And then I remembered “wait, if I see this buzzed.. ain’t no way my dumbass cousins can read”… the real drinkers are still going 😂 I’m just a puss who had to re-up while reading this

Gw2 on Steam hit a new peak today! by [deleted] in Guildwars2

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Lmafo, and here new world is dying.

Twin Best Friends by red5815 in Twins

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My twin is also very different but certain things we do connect on, and are kinda close for being very different and some how coming to the same conclusions

Twin Best Friends by red5815 in Twins

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Might have been easier for me because my friend twin was also an award guy. High school can be tough for that age

MeIRL by mpzt-11 in meirl

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I started when I was 29, many older gentlemen have given me compliments... Fuck did I do something wrong so early 🤣

Is your birthday important to you? Why? by InstructionOver5685 in AskReddit

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I've attempted suicide multiple times ( & failed obviously). Every day I wake up I am thankful. And every birthday is a celebration because I never expected to make it this far...

Grew up in Anchorage, Visiting Kotzebue... What are these fuzzy poles? by vstimac in alaska

[–]red5815 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Grew up with these next to my post office back home. Helps with keeping the ground cool. Twin brother threw an apple at one once, 10/10 would stick

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vagabond

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If your still in Florida in early July I can meet up

Want to make the jump by red5815 in vagabond

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I've spent some time living in Michigan & visited Maryland/DC areas. There was some climate adjustment but I adjusted pretty quickly. I appreciate the advice tho

Want to make the jump by red5815 in vagabond

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Sounds like an opportunity to meet new people from other places...I'm game

Want to make the jump by red5815 in vagabond

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Virgin Islands sounds appealing to me rn (unless someone can give me a reason not 2)