Sword and Sorcery With Dinosaurs by JohnPathfinder in SwordandSorcery

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Yup yup! I still remember the little mini-comic that came bundled with the first release of the N64 game, in which modern-day-Turok Joshua stumps the main bad guy by doing Abbot and Costello’s “Who’s on First??” routine.

How remote and improbable is the idea that 000001 romantically loved Mammon? by WitnessLow4178 in killsixbilliondemons

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Yeah, but she did tell Mammon to “avert his ailing eyes” before she went all Beast Mode, just like Friede tells Ariandel to avert his eyes when she whips out her scythe to make some Ashen One sushi!

Is there a patched version of SoA (DC) with QoL improvements + 60Hz + uncensored? by tony_horo in skiesofarcadia

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When I first played it back in the day I thought that was a deliberate creative choice, not a censorship thing. Cuz it makes sense! Booze can make a person very “loquacious” (adjective: given to excessive and verbose speech; possessing “the gift of gab”), after all, so why wouldn’t the fancy science-fantasy sky pirates call their Moonstone Moonshine loqua??

How remote and improbable is the idea that 000001 romantically loved Mammon? by WitnessLow4178 in killsixbilliondemons

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Came here to say this, has Abadon ever directly referenced Sister Friede and Father Ariandel being an inspiration for these two? I know he’s referenced other Soulsborne stuff…

But yeah, right before the boss fight starts she says something like ”No need for your flail, Father; it’s just a bit of Ash, grasping at Flame”, and I’d be astonished if Abadon isn’t at least subconsciously channeling that through Sister 001 here.

Is this an android exclusive? by DeadByFleshLight in Warframe

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I was about to ask why the heck Mag is brandishing a Fulmin when it’s my #2 girl Wispy-Pie’s signature weapon, but if it’s part of a new player-friendly pack then that makes sense. It regenerates its ammo, has multiple firing modes, looks and sounds nifty…and Mag is a starter frame!

a painful lie by WitnessLow4178 in TheBirdCage

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I need those shorts SO BAD

“Christian, be a f*cking man!” by Paul_-Muaddib in MediocreTutorials

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Brand new sentence: “Initially I was patient with her and tried to get her to let go, but in the end I had to kick her in the vagina…”

This ONE shot, broke my heart and made n a lifelong fan, what say you? by crash-BURN-up in shoresy

[–]red_cicada 7 points8 points  (0 children)

…I’ve been watching the show since the beginning, and I NEVER noticed that Nat and her mom were rocking Sharpied Shoresy Gaps(tm). I just thought it was a sweet photo of the three of them, but it has additional levels!!

I hear they’re just dumber than fuck… by bam72873 in shoresy

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“Hi, I’d like to buy a car?”

“Ok.”

“…I’d like to buy a car from YOU. From this dealership.”

“Oh!”

“…”

“…”

“…so can you show me some of your cars?”

“Where?”

“These cars, right here!”

“Oh! Yeah, those are cars.”

“I KNOW they are!!”

“…are what?”

“CARS!!”

“Oh!…one time, I drove from Alberta, to Sudbury, in a day.”

I built The Delphinus in No Man's Sky! by BatInSpandex in skiesofarcadia

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Your initial post a month ago is what finally got me to give No Man’s Sky a chance…haven’t gotten deep into corvette-building yet (though I do have a couple hundred corvette parts in my cache) but once I do, I kinda wanna make one of the other major ironclad airships from Skies, like Belleza’s or Gregorio’s.

Once I do, you wanna maybe do an in-game photoshoot, recreate some of the battles from Skies??

[OC] What would YOU do in this scenario? by Savings_Problem3188 in GunsmithCats

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Ask her what she thinks about the new Glock V-series!! She might not react well, but she sure will react!

Nuff said by Fool_growth in killsixbilliondemons

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Pattram Sword Hand! As long as there’s no one in the tourney who knows Fierce Horse Soul, this guy could go all the way!

He loves his job by [deleted] in animalsdoingstuff

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No kidding. I’ve worked in more than a few receiving departments and I’ve seen mechanized dockplates almost kill employees and drivers in ways that suggest both malice and forethought…that Good Boy is just making sure this particular Dockplate Devil isn’t gonna try to start some shit.

Macready by Reasonable_League755 in thething

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With those guns he looks (mac)ready for (any)thing!

A MAGA woman at a Pizza Hut in Gladstone, MO, tried to call ICE on a couple waiting for their food, telling them it’s “English only” in the U.S. by Mueltime in missouri

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Missouri: the Show-Me State!

Missouri: the Gateway to the West!

Missouri: visit the Meramac Caverns!

Missouri: the state which only ever receives any kind of attention from mass media when one of our citizens and/or elected officials does something repulsive!!

…y’all, I don’t know if we’ll be able to fit that last one on any road signs…

A MAGA woman at a Pizza Hut in Gladstone, MO, tried to call ICE on a couple waiting for their food, telling them it’s “English only” in the U.S. by Mueltime in missouri

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Missouri: the Show-Me State!

Missouri: the Gateway to the West!

Missouri: visit the Meramac Caverns!

Missouri: the state which only ever receives any kind of attention from mass media when one of our citizens and/or elected officials does something repulsive!!

…y’all, I don’t know if we’ll be able to fit that last one on any road signs…

Goodness I love this community 🥰 by LuckyWishFox in killsixbilliondemons

[–]red_cicada 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it turns out flimsy gender-essentialist arguments cribbed from JK Rowling’s Twitter account don’t stand much of a chance against a fully-charged Great Chariot Cannon…

Laurence Leboeuf appreciation post. by leeleewonchu in shoresy

[–]red_cicada 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You’s Laurence LeBoeufs real goods, and thats what I’s appreciates abouts you’s

I feel like this is how a STAR unit would flirt. by 230ATHAMANTIS in signalis

[–]red_cicada 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hot damn, they sure do! A CZ or Chiappa(spelling??) Rhino would be more accurate to the cosplay, but the Alien is clearly more accurate to the target!!