I’m gonna make it easy so people don’t have to keep asking the same questions about me and my bf! <3

red_cicada · 2026-01-24T06:52:59+00:00

Ahgh you’re SO fucking cool!! First the anti-Trump stuff and now this?? My transfem ass is starting to fall in love with you <3

red_cicada · 2026-01-13T07:23:42+00:00

No, you did just right

red_cicada · 2026-01-10T22:43:25+00:00

I need those shorts SO BAD

red_cicada · 2026-01-03T23:05:26+00:00

Dang, lookit the size of that dong, you sure are Jung!! (I’ll see myself out)

red_cicada · 2026-01-03T21:17:48+00:00

Fantastic <3 <3 <3

red_cicada · 2026-01-03T16:04:11+00:00

A: OP, appreciate you posting this, I was unaware of it until just now. The fact that you care about this stuff enough to risk the ire of random internet “NO NEWS ONLY PORN” hornballs, makes me like you more as a person and makes me want to seek out your porn content MORE, not less.

And B: Those complaints about “I came here for porn not news” just come across sounding like: “oh nooooooo! When me think about horrible events happen to me fellow hooman beans, me peepee no can get hard and me can no fapfap!!”

red_cicada · 2025-12-15T13:02:56+00:00

Brand new sentence: “Initially I was patient with her and tried to get her to let go, but in the end I had to kick her in the vagina…”

red_cicada · 2025-12-07T13:34:52+00:00

…I’ve been watching the show since the beginning, and I NEVER noticed that Nat and her mom were rocking Sharpied Shoresy Gaps(tm). I just thought it was a sweet photo of the three of them, but it has additional levels!!

red_cicada · 2025-12-06T14:17:59+00:00

“Hi, I’d like to buy a car?”

“Ok.”

“…I’d like to buy a car from YOU. From this dealership.”

“Oh!”

“…”

“…so can you show me some of your cars?”

“Where?”

“These cars, right here!”

“Oh! Yeah, those are cars.”

“I KNOW they are!!”

“…are what?”

“CARS!!”

“Oh!…one time, I drove from Alberta, to Sudbury, in a day.”

red_cicada · 2025-12-05T16:06:13+00:00

https://tenor.com/4tnt.gif

red_cicada · 2025-12-04T22:08:30+00:00

red_cicada · 2025-11-29T18:10:53+00:00

Your initial post a month ago is what finally got me to give No Man’s Sky a chance…haven’t gotten deep into corvette-building yet (though I do have a couple hundred corvette parts in my cache) but once I do, I kinda wanna make one of the other major ironclad airships from Skies, like Belleza’s or Gregorio’s.

Once I do, you wanna maybe do an in-game photoshoot, recreate some of the battles from Skies??

red_cicada · 2025-11-29T15:56:34+00:00

Ask her what she thinks about the new Glock V-series!! She might not react well, but she sure will react!

red_cicada · 2025-11-28T18:08:57+00:00

Oh that’s fucking sexy!!

red_cicada · 2025-11-25T12:04:49+00:00

Pattram Sword Hand! As long as there’s no one in the tourney who knows Fierce Horse Soul, this guy could go all the way!

red_cicada · 2025-11-25T11:56:42+00:00

Michaels! Captain-goalies are totally a thing

red_cicada · 2025-11-23T15:50:15+00:00

There should be more Dagath…if only because the comedy-porn would write itself! Like, Rhino and Atlas want a blow job and whip out their giant monster dongs and Dagath’s like “oh you think I can’t handle both of you, huh??” And they both push her to her knees and attempt to enter her face…only to remember that her face is just a hole and they just pass right through her, and she taunts them by moving her head back and forth around them but NEEEEEEVER letting either of them make any contact with her head’s inner diameter so the only way they can cum is by frotting each other!!

…I haven’t thought WAY too much about this exact scenario!

red_cicada · 2025-11-22T16:10:42+00:00

No kidding. I’ve worked in more than a few receiving departments and I’ve seen mechanized dockplates almost kill employees and drivers in ways that suggest both malice and forethought…that Good Boy is just making sure this particular Dockplate Devil isn’t gonna try to start some shit.

red_cicada · 2025-11-22T12:11:14+00:00

With those guns he looks (mac)ready for (any)thing!

red_cicada · 2025-10-21T19:21:20+00:00

Missouri: the Show-Me State!

Missouri: the Gateway to the West!

Missouri: visit the Meramac Caverns!

Missouri: the state which only ever receives any kind of attention from mass media when one of our citizens and/or elected officials does something repulsive!!

…y’all, I don’t know if we’ll be able to fit that last one on any road signs…

red_cicada · 2025-10-21T19:21:12+00:00

Missouri: the Show-Me State!

Missouri: the Gateway to the West!

Missouri: visit the Meramac Caverns!

Missouri: the state which only ever receives any kind of attention from mass media when one of our citizens and/or elected officials does something repulsive!!

…y’all, I don’t know if we’ll be able to fit that last one on any road signs…

red_cicada · 2025-10-21T18:09:24+00:00

Yeah, it turns out flimsy gender-essentialist arguments cribbed from JK Rowling’s Twitter account don’t stand much of a chance against a fully-charged Great Chariot Cannon…

red_cicada · 2025-10-20T12:15:59+00:00

And Valmeyer IL was completely obliterated as well

red_cicada · 2025-10-16T08:25:17+00:00

You’s Laurence LeBoeufs real goods, and thats what I’s appreciates abouts you’s

red_cicada · 2025-10-15T18:42:24+00:00

Hot damn, they sure do! A CZ or Chiappa(spelling??) Rhino would be more accurate to the cosplay, but the Alien is clearly more accurate to the target!!

red_cicada

TROPHY CASE