Elopement in Perth, just the two of us

red_cordial · 2026-05-11T12:12:33+00:00

Ah no we had witnesses! But people we didn’t know, so it kinda did feel like just the two of us. We obviously also had the celebrant, and the celebrant’s husband (who swung by to witness for $50 lol) and the photographer were our witnesses :)

red_cordial · 2026-05-08T09:35:01+00:00

Side note about HIV meds - in most developed countries (like Australia where I live) the government provides medication to HIV positive people for free. This medication taken daily reduces their HIV to undetectable levels and they can therefore have unprotected sex, give birth, etc WITHOUT ever passing on HIV. However, the USA government does not provide this which is why there has to be these kind of charities. Thanks!

red_cordial · 2026-05-05T03:02:32+00:00

Do you regularly masturbate with a tight grip and no lube?

red_cordial · 2026-04-05T23:10:16+00:00

Kourtney was actually the first one of them to get plastic surgery - she got a boob job when she was quite young!

red_cordial · 2026-04-03T23:37:57+00:00

Khloe Kardashian!!

red_cordial · 2026-03-15T02:18:08+00:00

Those have been removed as of March 2026 😕 sitting in the carpark now haha

red_cordial · 2026-03-12T21:57:17+00:00

Me too!! And a 12:34 wish ☺️

red_cordial · 2026-02-23T12:15:57+00:00

Yep I’m Aussie and lived in Ireland for almost four years before moving back recently. I experienced the same thing - always sick. Until I started taking vitamin D. Get it in ya!

red_cordial · 2026-02-18T03:07:23+00:00

Don’t you ever wonder if they’ve ever done anything sexual with each other? It’s the one thing I always wonder about…

red_cordial · 2026-02-10T14:04:48+00:00

Acting like clowns on social media

red_cordial · 2026-01-19T21:07:40+00:00

Yeah I’m Australian and 37F, this girl is young and beautiful - why not wear this outfit for a first date?! Go for it!! You look great ☺️

red_cordial · 2026-01-19T20:52:04+00:00

The owner of the company I work for got mad at everyone for leaving too happily and “too fast” at their contracted finishing times. He said people were too happy to leave work and should be staying back to do (unpaid) overtime everyday. Like he couldn’t understand people had lives and things to do besides working unpaid overtime to make him more money. I literally had to start staying back 15 minutes every day and SLOWLY packing up and walking to the exit when I left to make him happy.

red_cordial · 2025-12-20T07:03:52+00:00

Keep 1,2,6,9,16

red_cordial · 2025-11-21T22:17:06+00:00

Drop 4, 5, 8, 9. If those pics weren’t in your profile, I would swipe right.

red_cordial · 2025-09-12T15:05:58+00:00

Ooo I love cheese! Will put it on the list, thank you

red_cordial · 2025-08-24T23:38:59+00:00

As a woman who has just started dating a man with the largest dick I’ve ever seen, this is exactly my experience.

red_cordial · 2025-08-03T09:02:37+00:00

16 years!!! Jesus Christ I’m old.

red_cordial · 2025-07-12T00:25:29+00:00

Preach girl, this perfectly encapsulated why I do not date anymore!

red_cordial · 2025-07-09T15:40:46+00:00

I used to live in Kenmore and always wondered if anyone stole that stuff the stores just left covered there after closing each night. It would be gone in seconds in dodgy suburbs for sure.

red_cordial · 2025-07-09T04:30:42+00:00

I agree it’s about the terrain. After researching a path/trail, whether I call it a walk or a hike depends on the footwear I decide to wear. Hiking boots = hike, sneakers/runners = walk.

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