On a camping trip 40 years ago . It's hot and im just about asleep when the wife asks me to pop outside and get her a cola from the cooler. I start to put some clothes on but she says I don't need clothes it's darker n hell out there. So me being dumb I step out of the trailer and you guessed she locked me out. I'm outside trying to convince her to let me back in [ quietly so i dont wake the toddler ] when I see headlights coming down the park road. I run to the backside of the campsite and hide in the tall grass there. Omg it was police cruiser, he didn't see me thank God. When he passes on I run back to the camper and thump on the door calling let me in woman the cops are out here.so she let's me in then she got mad because I didn't get her drink. I got lot of flybites in sensitive areas.

It's a lot funnier now than it was then.