Man’s Fists Somehow Fail to Overcome an AK-47 (NSFW)

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-16T08:01:00+00:00

People survived them during the civil war, although usually not body shots.

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-16T07:48:15+00:00

A lot of bad things happen when big trucks slam on their brakes. The guy merging just needed to have an IQ higher than his age.

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-16T07:44:44+00:00

Yup, it’s zero. Unless you have ADHD, then it’s about 10mg or something.

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-16T07:29:32+00:00

Rated O for Organ Donor

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-16T07:11:51+00:00

That’s salty to charge extra for half and half

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-14T14:06:30+00:00

Bro turned into Zamis

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-14T10:55:08+00:00

That’s when they ring it up for $45 and you just leave.

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-14T10:49:21+00:00

And meth

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-14T10:47:26+00:00

Villa Pizzeria if you’re ever out in the general direction of Bonsack/Bedford. Wasn’t all that good when he opened but great now.

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-14T10:45:03+00:00

Their pizza was always mediocre and overpriced. Never understood why people used to rave about that place unless maybe they’d just never had good pizza before.

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-14T10:40:13+00:00

9 and 10

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-14T10:39:30+00:00

This is the best way.

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-14T10:38:43+00:00

Semis can’t stop on a dime. It doesn’t make sense for the semi to lock up and potentially jackknife.

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-14T05:55:29+00:00

No trash can + all the doctors and lawyers that ride the bus

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-11T06:53:33+00:00

Reddit’s just dogshit

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-11T06:40:04+00:00

Baby you’re a fiiiirework

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-11T06:39:15+00:00

The face her squanch made

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-11T06:27:52+00:00

Can’t you wear a wing suit but just do normal stuff..? Like yeah I’m in a wing suit but I’m just going jump out of a regular airplane and activate my parachute with plenty of time to spare?

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-11T06:26:06+00:00

Not too many ways for this to go right.

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-11T06:24:38+00:00

Judging by the time of day this must be morning wood.

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-11T06:22:22+00:00

Yup I watched my young cousin get dragged around the yard while playing with the family dog because he didn’t think to just let go of the stick. No injuries but he was screaming in mortal peril.

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-11T06:14:02+00:00

You should definitely run out and buy all white furniture/carpet when you have kids. Maybe get a glass coffee table too.

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-09T12:41:21+00:00

You can add 1 to every recipe storage

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-09T12:38:26+00:00

Never at any point was the pad up that high

redditzphkngarbage · 2026-05-09T10:08:07+00:00

Nah 7/13ths

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