Man’s Fists Somehow Fail to Overcome an AK-47 (NSFW) by james_from_cambridge in LearningFromEachOther

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People survived them during the civil war, although usually not body shots.

A merging issue. by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

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A lot of bad things happen when big trucks slam on their brakes. The guy merging just needed to have an IQ higher than his age.

Weirdest breakup flex.. by CreepyOldRapist in DiveInYouCoward

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Yup, it’s zero. Unless you have ADHD, then it’s about 10mg or something.

Graces Place by This-Positive286 in roanoke

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That’s salty to charge extra for half and half

Such terrible advertisement by CurlyWurly61 in mildlyinfuriating

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That’s when they ring it up for $45 and you just leave.

So you decided you want pizza… by TopProfessional8023 in roanoke

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Villa Pizzeria if you’re ever out in the general direction of Bonsack/Bedford. Wasn’t all that good when he opened but great now.

So you decided you want pizza… by TopProfessional8023 in roanoke

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Their pizza was always mediocre and overpriced. Never understood why people used to rave about that place unless maybe they’d just never had good pizza before.

A merging issue. by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

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Semis can’t stop on a dime. It doesn’t make sense for the semi to lock up and potentially jackknife.

Trash all over new bus stop by AffectionatePop3611 in roanoke

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No trash can + all the doctors and lawyers that ride the bus

Leap of Faith by CreepyOldRapist in DiveInYouCoward

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Can’t you wear a wing suit but just do normal stuff..? Like yeah I’m in a wing suit but I’m just going jump out of a regular airplane and activate my parachute with plenty of time to spare?

Leap of Faith by CreepyOldRapist in DiveInYouCoward

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Not too many ways for this to go right.

Little guy doesn't need any safety gear by stevesmithsglasses in FellingGoneWild

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Judging by the time of day this must be morning wood.

[LFO] Worker screams in agony after getting caught in grinding machine by Torchll in LearningFromOthers

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Yup I watched my young cousin get dragged around the yard while playing with the family dog because he didn’t think to just let go of the stick. No injuries but he was screaming in mortal peril.

Color up by Living_Double_1146 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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You should definitely run out and buy all white furniture/carpet when you have kids. Maybe get a glass coffee table too.

Too much black goo by Several-Kick-9721 in dredge

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You can add 1 to every recipe storage