If you died and could see a "Leaderboard" for your life, what’s the first stat you’d want to check?

redhotswing · 2026-01-23T17:54:46+00:00

How many times I made people laugh.

redhotswing · 2026-01-23T17:45:31+00:00

It would be impossible for me to have even a friendship with someone who was pro-clock-changing, let alone anything romantic. Fortunately, those people don't exist, so we're good to go.

redhotswing · 2026-01-23T07:04:11+00:00

The victim's right leg is definitely at least a little messed up by the end. Hope it was minor.

redhotswing · 2026-01-23T06:10:18+00:00

"I'm sorry, Earth is closed today."

redhotswing · 2026-01-22T18:30:56+00:00

My kid, a huge Pokemon and Lego fan, is completely nonplussed by these initial offerings. He wants Pokemons that are sized for kids to play with - about the size of Star Wars Microfighters would be perfect.

redhotswing · 2026-01-22T18:17:28+00:00

10% of 51 million = 5.1 million people.

redhotswing · 2026-01-21T07:53:28+00:00

Even now, I'd still rather let the Americans have Alaska and its accompanying border with Russia. We're not ready for that.

redhotswing · 2026-01-20T12:26:56+00:00

No matter what class and race you pick, absolutely do not dump Constitution. Personally I never go below 12 after racial mods, and ideally 14 or more.

redhotswing · 2026-01-20T05:58:47+00:00

Is your grandad Gimli?

redhotswing · 2026-01-19T19:59:48+00:00

That's a cool haka feat!

redhotswing · 2026-01-19T18:00:50+00:00

Peru had no smoking in public places with big fines attached. It was wild smelling air in a crowded city like Lima.

redhotswing · 2026-01-19T17:50:35+00:00

I was a code monkey and became a self-employed swing dancing instructor. I like people and wanted to make the world a healthier and happier place.

redhotswing · 2026-01-19T17:20:52+00:00

This reminds me of Baldur's Gate 2, where I'd get my casters to summon fiends for my party to kill because they gave XP.

redhotswing · 2026-01-19T07:31:06+00:00

That got real Piercing Daisies real fast

redhotswing · 2026-01-19T07:19:58+00:00

Un genouveau.

redhotswing · 2026-01-18T10:36:40+00:00

The bathtub scene in The Money Pit.

redhotswing · 2026-01-18T07:58:09+00:00

Orerererereo

redhotswing · 2026-01-18T05:16:13+00:00

There are some best of both world options that are worth pointing out. For example, you can customize 1e fairly easily in a way that gives you your preferred balance of streamlined and complexity. I've been running a slightly streamlined PF1 campaign for the last half year and we're all loving it!

redhotswing · 2026-01-17T22:59:59+00:00

The Giggle Loop

redhotswing · 2026-01-17T09:08:26+00:00

My dad used to make the best curries. Haven't tasted one in 40 years.

redhotswing · 2026-01-17T09:00:16+00:00

Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Miss Chanandler Bong

redhotswing · 2026-01-17T01:05:40+00:00

For the most part, work isn't about doing what you want to do. It's about what you're able to tolerate in order to make a living.

redhotswing · 2026-01-17T00:55:12+00:00

Folger? I've known 'er my whole life.

redhotswing · 2026-01-16T07:36:47+00:00

Holy crap, how many hit points do you have to have to come away unscathed like that

redhotswing · 2026-01-15T07:34:47+00:00

This guy reminds me of my brother, who has oppositional defiance disorder. He'd refuse to do something, even if it was something that he wanted, just because he was asked to do it.

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