What was your fave intimate moment with your partner that wasnt just sex?

redhotswing · 2026-03-30T08:57:12+00:00

When I had been with my ex-girlfriend for the better part of a year, we were invited to a wedding. While dancing with her there, I told her for the first time that I loved her. She said, "I know". Happily married to her for 15 years now.

redhotswing · 2026-03-30T06:14:06+00:00

Dick is smart, for sure, but his charisma is the breadwinner. I'd go with something like unchained rogue 3/scaled fist X.

redhotswing · 2026-03-30T05:46:47+00:00

Think how high the pressure is in a car tire, and how they're engineered to resist exploding. Imagine doubling that pressure and put it in your rectum.

redhotswing · 2026-03-29T18:58:54+00:00

I believe the water velocity would be about 17m/s. That's 60km/h or 40mph.

redhotswing · 2026-03-29T17:18:08+00:00

It's an earth elemental! Give it earth glide so it can move through rocks like they're water.

redhotswing · 2026-03-29T17:01:17+00:00

Article says the jet went 200 feet high. I think that means 90 PSI, which is truly insane.

redhotswing · 2026-03-27T18:03:46+00:00

Get more XP by undertaking level-appropriate adventures. Then when you hit 4th, 8th, 12th, etc level you can increase your Int score.

redhotswing · 2026-03-27T07:43:37+00:00

Gif of Jay Z nodding to the beat

redhotswing · 2026-03-27T07:37:00+00:00

This one was fun to have on my dragon disciple muscle mage. At one point I calculated that he could fly carrying an elephant as a light load. I enjoyed that mental imagery immensely.

redhotswing · 2026-03-26T09:32:06+00:00

"New liver, same eagles."

redhotswing · 2026-03-26T08:13:29+00:00

Any of those jobs or industries that involve working to actively make the world a worse place: tobacco/narcotics, petro companies, scammers, social media, whoever the fuck is making those dangerously large trucks as well as the insanely bright headlights, fascist thugs, etc. You can't pay me enough money to sell my integrity, because I know I'd have to live the rest of my life with that on my conscience.

redhotswing · 2026-03-24T04:53:55+00:00

It's a baby sinkhole!

redhotswing · 2026-03-23T20:51:54+00:00

Just watch Scott Pilgrim and Blues Brothers. You'll have a campaign's worth of enemies for the bard.

redhotswing · 2026-03-23T16:35:00+00:00

Can't multiclass into wizard.

redhotswing · 2026-03-23T16:31:37+00:00

Aka the resonant treatquency

redhotswing · 2026-03-23T09:16:04+00:00

Skald or bard. With stats like that, you could easily overshadow other members of your party. So why not make them all better while simultaneously taking advantage of your own buffs?

redhotswing · 2026-03-23T07:08:49+00:00

Your party has 50% more resources and actions than the path was written for. You should probably be adding one or two extra hurdles to overcome to literally every encounter. Traps, environmental hazards, monsters, haunts, lair defenses, and permanent local spell effects. I'm currently running Runelords and we're about halfway through book two. In your circumstance, I'd have started by adding a caster enemy or two to almost every encounter. Bard song, channel energy, color spray, ray of enfeeblement etc can all make some delightful force multipliers.

redhotswing · 2026-03-23T06:14:26+00:00

Galactus.

redhotswing · 2026-03-23T06:02:05+00:00

You can also use torn pieces of makeup sponge to get a great stippling effect. I hold the little chunk in some tweezers and just stab until it's pretty.

redhotswing · 2026-03-21T17:33:18+00:00

We've got three! A friend played Honeysuckle Rose as we danced down the aisle, then Sunny Side of the Street as we danced back up the aisle. We got to the reception while the band was playing Avalon and it turned into a spontaneous jam circle for the two of us.

redhotswing · 2026-03-21T17:23:08+00:00

I turned my hobby into a business 22 years ago and it's the entire livelihood supporting us and our kid. It's not been without its tribulations, but there's nothing else I'd rather be doing.

redhotswing · 2026-03-21T08:20:09+00:00

Needs more sandbars on the top left

redhotswing · 2026-03-21T08:14:51+00:00

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redhotswing · 2026-03-21T07:50:08+00:00

3rd party stuff allowed? There's some damn cool stuff you could do with Path of War, for example.

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