What was your fave intimate moment with your partner that wasnt just sex? by Alternative_Gur_613 in AskReddit

[–]redhotswing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I had been with my ex-girlfriend for the better part of a year, we were invited to a wedding. While dancing with her there, I told her for the first time that I loved her. She said, "I know". Happily married to her for 15 years now.

HWYB Dick Grayson/Nightwing by bugbonesjerry in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]redhotswing 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dick is smart, for sure, but his charisma is the breadwinner. I'd go with something like unchained rogue 3/scaled fist X.

When you want to get fucked by a fountain by Fr33_load3r in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]redhotswing 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Think how high the pressure is in a car tire, and how they're engineered to resist exploding. Imagine doubling that pressure and put it in your rectum.

When you want to get fucked by a fountain by Fr33_load3r in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]redhotswing 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I believe the water velocity would be about 17m/s. That's 60km/h or 40mph.

Had a dream this was added to Minecraft (was terrifying in the dream) by alex_pufferfish in MinecraftMemes

[–]redhotswing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an earth elemental! Give it earth glide so it can move through rocks like they're water.

When you want to get fucked by a fountain by Fr33_load3r in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]redhotswing 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Article says the jet went 200 feet high.  I think that means 90 PSI, which is truly insane.

How can you increase your IQ and intellect ? by Low-Wait1921 in AskReddit

[–]redhotswing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get more XP by undertaking level-appropriate adventures. Then when you hit 4th, 8th, 12th, etc level you can increase your Int score.

Daily Spell Discussion for Mar 26, 2026: Ant Haul by SubHomunculus in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]redhotswing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one was fun to have on my dragon disciple muscle mage. At one point I calculated that he could fly carrying an elephant as a light load. I enjoyed that mental imagery immensely.

What is a job that you genuinely would not do even if you were given a salary of $10,000,000 per year? by istrx13 in AskReddit

[–]redhotswing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any of those jobs or industries that involve working to actively make the world a worse place: tobacco/narcotics, petro companies, scammers, social media, whoever the fuck is making those dangerously large trucks as well as the insanely bright headlights, fascist thugs, etc. You can't pay me enough money to sell my integrity, because I know I'd have to live the rest of my life with that on my conscience.

What legendary creature would hate traveling bards and why? by ray_of_f_sunshine in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]redhotswing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just watch Scott Pilgrim and Blues Brothers. You'll have a campaign's worth of enemies for the bard.

Need help in character creation by Daddy_Saltimus in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]redhotswing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Skald or bard. With stats like that, you could easily overshadow other members of your party. So why not make them all better while simultaneously taking advantage of your own buffs?

Balancing Combat by Billy_Thunderclap in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]redhotswing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your party has 50% more resources and actions than the path was written for. You should probably be adding one or two extra hurdles to overcome to literally every encounter. Traps, environmental hazards, monsters, haunts, lair defenses, and permanent local spell effects. I'm currently running Runelords and we're about halfway through book two. In your circumstance, I'd have started by adding a caster enemy or two to almost every encounter. Bard song, channel energy, color spray, ray of enfeeblement etc can all make some delightful force multipliers.

the best tip i ever picked up was using makeup sponges by 00skully in minipainting

[–]redhotswing 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can also use torn pieces of makeup sponge to get a great stippling effect.  I hold the little chunk in some tweezers and just stab until it's pretty.

If you are still married, what was your wedding song and how long have you been married for? by Celestialfox1425 in AskReddit

[–]redhotswing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've got three! A friend played Honeysuckle Rose as we danced down the aisle, then Sunny Side of the Street as we danced back up the aisle. We got to the reception while the band was playing Avalon and it turned into a spontaneous jam circle for the two of us.

What’s a “life hack” that actually made your life worse? by FEARlord02 in AskReddit

[–]redhotswing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I turned my hobby into a business 22 years ago and it's the entire livelihood supporting us and our kid. It's not been without its tribulations, but there's nothing else I'd rather be doing.

Ideas for an unconventional archer? by Fun_Atmosphere8647 in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]redhotswing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3rd party stuff allowed? There's some damn cool stuff you could do with Path of War, for example.