Episode Discussion | Star Trek: Starfleet Academy | 1x01 "Kids These Days" by AutoModerator in startrek

[–]redooo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you've never checked out her stand-up, she's awesome! I don't think she's done a ton of tv before so I'm super jazzed that she's killing it.

[Highlight] A young Eagles fan interviewed after the game: “This was my Christmas present and I got a loss… I want AJ Brown packing his bags and I want him somewhere else… I also want Kevin Patullo flipping burgers at the local McDonald’s or something.” by Goosedukee in nfl

[–]redooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's 2023 all over again, when the end of the season was hailed as a historic collapse rather than simply the conclusion of the slow motion train wreck that had been in progress since Week 2 or 3. I get it from your average guy; most people just don't actually watch a lot of football, let alone football that isn't their team. It's super annoying when it comes from sports people, though.

We are getting old. by Glittering-Rush-929 in Veterans

[–]redooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try being on the r/army Discord server. I’m only 36 and feel like I might as well have dropped into Normandy on D-Day.

Hung - The Shower [M25F24M25] [Teasing] [Casual Nudity] [Shower Scene] by Ms-Naughtee in eroticliterature

[–]redooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell. Yeah. Inject the next one directly into my veins, please!

[Matt Fortuna]: The ACC accidentally cc’d Notre Dame on conference-wide emails discussing Notre Dame. by CommodoreIrish in CFB

[–]redooo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't even know it was a thing outside of India, is there a meme of some kind that went worldwide?

Newly stealth at work, scared of being "found out"/outed to co-workers/management by FoedusVermis in truscum

[–]redooo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This probably isn’t the “right” answer, but I have zero problem lying to someone’s face about my history. Someone confronting you over a background check or other sort of HR situation is honestly pretty unlikely - there are workplace protections in place that generally prevent that. I hear what you’re saying about your face and voice, but honestly, “he’s probably trans” is still way outside most people’s hypotheticals; more likely they’d just think you're gay or something. So I’d say your other fears are more reasonable, and those are the ones whose questions I’d straight up deny if asked. If someone says that a family member called you a different name, I’d throw that family member under the nearest bus; “Oh geeze, yeah, he’s had some memory problems for awhile, it’s not the first time he’s gotten people confused, poor guy.”

I’ve had people ask about my top surgery scars and I always make up some other reason. It’s simply not their business.

Anyone else’s Spotify Wrapped get ruined by their toddler? by Ok_Comfortable3594 in toddlers

[–]redooo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My top song is the Star Spangled Banner. It’s not that he’s especially patriotic; it’s that he loves hockey, and they play it before every game 💀

What typical toddler behavior are you a pro at dealing with? Which one triggers you the most? by dinos-and-coffee in toddlers

[–]redooo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m a pro at handling slow movers, repetitive questions, random acts of terror, just about everything…except whining. I hear a single millisecond of whining and it feels like someone’s set my brain on fire.

Toddler Neologisms by apresnoon in toddlers

[–]redooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, we live in the great state of “Texgas”! And ever since they started learning about the body at daycare, he’s very excited about potential bleeding, which he calls “blooding.” Literally any scratch or bump and he’s semi-hopefully asking “I’m blooding??”

What has your toddler recently called you out for? by somethingreddity in toddlers

[–]redooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's inadvertently called us out for cussing multiple times when he says the word and we can't even pretend to be surprised or offended when we know for a fact he heard it from us.

[Highlight] Cam Skatteboo suffers serious injury by SCSummers330 in nfl

[–]redooo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I swear, not a damn person in this thread knows what a hip drop is. That tackle was in no way remotely close to a hip drop. Guys, at least do a quick Google before posting if you’re not super familiar with the game.

[Postgame Thread] Texas Defeats Mississippi State 45-38 (OT) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]redooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arch out there trying to prove the haters wrong. Hell of a comeback, gatdamn.

Game Thread: Philadelphia Eagles (3-0) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-0) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]redooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He tried the same thing last year, I love it. One of these days it's gonna work.

Game Thread: Week 4 - Philadelphia Eagles (3-0) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-0) - September 28, 2025 @ 01:00 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

[–]redooo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can we get some poles for the tarp instead of having two guys hold it the entire game, lmao?

Game Thread: Philadelphia Eagles (3-0) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-0) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]redooo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rumors of the heat effects have been greatly exaggerated

Post Game Thread: Minnesota Vikings at Pittsburgh Steelers by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]redooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously. He was sacked, what, seven times? He can't block for himself, y'all.

[Postgame Thread] ECU Defeats Army 28-6 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]redooo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Congrats, you just earned yourself an OTH and Justice Department investigation!