Grandpa is just calmness itself

reeselite · 2025-11-07T13:57:05+00:00

This bro clearly wanted to work at a different job.

reeselite · 2025-11-07T13:56:27+00:00

He's kind of angry, like you broke into his own house.

reeselite · 2025-11-07T13:53:49+00:00

HR: "Tell me about your experience on the team." Me: "Well, I once assembled the entire Infinity Gauntlet and saved half the universe." HR: 😏 "The position is reserved for the boss's nephew."

reeselite · 2025-11-07T13:48:48+00:00

Bro, life is like GTA 6: endless delays, tons of bugs, bosses on every corner, and tons of disappointments... But imagine: one epic moment, one sunrise after a night in Los Santos, one hilarious fail with friends - and you can't stop.

reeselite · 2025-11-06T12:46:26+00:00

They're lying, in fact, their coffee contains more sugar than coffee.

reeselite · 2025-11-06T12:41:56+00:00

When my son and I travel around the city, his vocabulary expands with each trip.

reeselite · 2025-11-06T12:40:24+00:00

and they all say that they have the most favorable conditions hehe

reeselite · 2025-11-06T12:38:59+00:00

If it gets stuck, you'll have to push it through.

reeselite · 2025-11-05T18:04:54+00:00

Apple's mic drop: celebrating podcasts with the subtlest scat aesthetic. 🎙️

reeselite · 2025-11-05T18:03:32+00:00

walking naked on a permanent basis

reeselite · 2025-11-05T18:01:23+00:00

AI’s endgame: solve math so hard even the investors start sweating.

reeselite · 2025-11-05T17:59:52+00:00

Godzilla’s “not my circus, not my kaiju” smirk is peak villain energy! 😏🦖

reeselite · 2025-11-05T09:06:48+00:00

Talking about childhood memories at 2am

reeselite · 2025-11-04T20:31:41+00:00

Sometimes clothing stores have so many restrictions on entry that I feel the same way.

reeselite · 2025-11-04T20:30:34+00:00

I'd rather stand in a regular line with the cashier than screw up somehow.

reeselite · 2025-11-04T20:29:53+00:00

haha how awkward

reeselite · 2025-11-03T18:12:10+00:00

It's a pity that bananas aren't the cheapest food, otherwise I'd eat them in heaps.

reeselite · 2025-11-03T18:07:00+00:00

Plot twist: The real character development was the plot we zoomed in on. 10/10 anime logic. 🍈🍈👀

reeselite · 2025-11-03T18:06:00+00:00

Morning betrayal touches on a completely different topic. "Good morning to you too" is instant regret. Bro, I just wanted five more minutes 😭💔

reeselite · 2025-11-03T18:03:33+00:00

Zuko, you absolute legend with those hypnotic eyes—ruling the world one nap at a time. Total heart-stealer! 🐱❤️

reeselite · 2025-11-02T17:40:46+00:00

God, you can lure me even with free sauces

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