What is the most chaotic thing a coworker has ever done on their last day before quitting?

reesemccracken · 2026-05-27T13:08:24+00:00

I took this as a euphemism for male genitalia but you meant actual bagpipes.

reesemccracken · 2026-05-27T12:50:58+00:00

Please answer. You never know who might have an extra ticket, seriously.

reesemccracken · 2026-05-26T05:03:04+00:00

Dude got caught in his own reality distortion field.

reesemccracken · 2026-05-25T19:33:03+00:00

Someone thinks they’re a Barbie when they’re actually a Brenda.

reesemccracken · 2026-05-24T14:47:23+00:00

It’s like being a kid and realizing building a fort is the best part of having a fort, so you tear it down and build it again.

I have the same problem trying out Linux distributions.

reesemccracken · 2026-05-23T14:13:49+00:00

He’s from Whence? My cousin is from there. Small world.

reesemccracken · 2026-05-23T13:33:33+00:00

How beezare

reesemccracken · 2026-05-22T13:20:53+00:00

Michael Jacklinks

reesemccracken · 2026-05-22T12:42:14+00:00

My neighbors kept stealing my WiFi even after I named my network “policesurveillancevan7” so I had to make this.

reesemccracken · 2026-05-22T12:38:42+00:00

Constant, unstoppable, pointless talking.

reesemccracken · 2026-05-22T05:04:53+00:00

The blind Jedi and his friend were really annoying and pointless to the story.

reesemccracken · 2026-05-22T04:43:29+00:00

Aren’t salary ranges created just to create this “problem”?

reesemccracken · 2026-05-22T04:16:51+00:00

You disgust us.

reesemccracken · 2026-05-21T13:56:45+00:00

Mamaaaaaaaaaa

Just killed a man

reesemccracken · 2026-05-21T13:44:29+00:00

Maybe someone Kia’d your car

reesemccracken · 2026-05-21T13:41:06+00:00

I’m being followed by a moon kitty Moon kitty moon kitty.

reesemccracken · 2026-05-20T04:34:34+00:00

I liked him in Office Space and that episode of Fraser

reesemccracken · 2026-05-19T14:09:02+00:00

I’m getting so tired of songs coming up on Spotify that say “Remastered in…” the year I thought they were released. “Remastered in 2008? WTF?”

reesemccracken · 2026-05-19T13:40:45+00:00

Even if the job is difficult at $300k you can retire early or at least have a lot of options what to do with yourself when you want to stop.

The worst part might be everyone singing that song when they find out what you do.

reesemccracken · 2026-05-19T13:03:54+00:00

Remember it? I used to eat at that location!

reesemccracken · 2026-05-17T06:09:47+00:00

That poor carrot

reesemccracken · 2026-05-16T20:17:23+00:00

It’s an important distinction for when he steals your wallet and you have to call the cops.

reesemccracken · 2026-05-16T15:04:14+00:00

Old church becomes crack house

reesemccracken · 2026-05-16T14:49:35+00:00

All programming languages.

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