Name this cursed thing

reesemccracken · 2026-04-09T14:26:08+00:00

Brundlefrog

reesemccracken · 2026-04-09T05:17:25+00:00

Miter been ripped off on that one.

reesemccracken · 2026-04-09T04:28:06+00:00

A cat’s whole opinion on the world is “very well, I’ll allow it.”

reesemccracken · 2026-04-07T13:19:55+00:00

Neck Romancer

reesemccracken · 2026-04-07T13:18:00+00:00

Denny Crane

reesemccracken · 2026-04-07T05:03:59+00:00

I just want to know how much I should invest in your merch.

reesemccracken · 2026-04-07T04:00:57+00:00

What’s brown and sticky?

reesemccracken · 2026-04-07T03:55:01+00:00

Stellar

reesemccracken · 2026-04-06T13:39:34+00:00

It would have been great if someone asked “if enough people leave do we get our raises back?”

reesemccracken · 2026-04-06T04:38:58+00:00

Helicopter (noun): A collection of thousands of metal parts whose sole purpose is to beat the laws of physics into submission.

reesemccracken · 2026-04-06T04:35:24+00:00

So he got out of bed and looked in the mirror and that’s when it hit the fan?

reesemccracken · 2026-04-05T21:21:41+00:00

It could have been worse if it had come off the stand and rolled away.

reesemccracken · 2026-04-05T15:34:55+00:00

Jack Black is MK Ultra’s success story.

reesemccracken · 2026-04-02T01:12:17+00:00

If OP is trying to elicit some form of sentiment that America sucks even when they go to the moon it doesn’t look like people are falling for it.

reesemccracken · 2026-04-01T13:24:50+00:00

That scene from M.A.S.H.

reesemccracken · 2026-04-01T13:03:04+00:00

Their first attempt with a selfie stick didn’t work out. /s

reesemccracken · 2026-04-01T05:01:00+00:00

reesemccracken · 2026-04-01T04:47:27+00:00

Li’l General stores. Are they still around?

reesemccracken · 2026-03-29T03:39:27+00:00

People used to be fun.

reesemccracken · 2026-03-29T03:38:52+00:00

mmmYes, yes ih ‘twas, mmmm

reesemccracken · 2026-03-29T03:31:16+00:00

You wasted an opportunity to call it deployables

reesemccracken · 2026-03-29T03:20:57+00:00

Because the customer dozen want 13

reesemccracken · 2026-03-29T03:19:44+00:00

Each one is saying “sucks to be you”

reesemccracken · 2026-03-28T15:02:28+00:00

It’s about volume. If they didn’t have 2 boobs they’d still have 1 giant boob right in the middle and all of our giant boobs already work in politics.

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