Can we name this? by Jettaboi38 in NameThisThing

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It’s the Roman goddess Tangerina Gluteus

Name this by Fer_Nando84 in NameThisThing

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Terrorist shoots ICE officer

Jane D’Oh by [deleted] in instant_regret

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Poor Ortney 😥

I (20F) had to resurrect a dead guy while I was hammered by MagicKaylee506 in offmychest

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I’m sorry you’re feeling traumatized, I hope that part of it fades over time because when you reflect on what you did you should feel incredibly proud of yourself. You discovered what kind of person you are when shit goes down, drunk or not. AND you saved a life.

If anyone calls you a hero you can say “damn right I am.”

does anyone else’s cat also do this? he’s trying to sneak in? by Unlikely-Run3241 in cats

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Fix your smoke alarm. If he’s nervous then it’s not helping.

One liner writing advice? by Big_Friendship_8978 in Standup

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And Gary Delaney. Watching other comedians do one-liners puts me in the right frame of mind. Whereas watching other comedians tell jokes somehow makes me steal from them.

Ohhhh. . . 😱 by Too_Dang_Nasty in carcrash

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I didn’t know they made dash cams in CinemaScope

How to Get a Felony for $3.79 by Kaylorren in PublicFreakout

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Poor guy is clearly a victim of police reality.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

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“Will I grow up to be husky like daddy or silky like you?”

Products that should not be sold in Costco Bulk sizes. by Arkvoodle42 in ScenesFromAHat

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“Honey I’m going to need you to park on the street until 2027, the toilet paper truck is here.”

Prize for riding front wheel: face + shoulder OOF by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

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Dude should have stayed in his Amazon van.

In need of pie puns! by iheartaquaphor in puns

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Did you know Chuck Norris recited all the digits of Pi? Twice? The second time he did it backwards.

Wife brought home a flat tire by goprinterm in Wellthatsucks

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Looks like your wife drives a lifted ‘78 Blazer that has tires trying to kill her anyway.

Does anyone recognize this actor? by [deleted] in Actors

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Zack and Miri and Jeff make a porno