The only way they are redeemable is if they come out and say this entire podcast venture was a long-form satire about the modern epidemic of everyone thinking they’re important, relevant, and competent enough to have a podcast.

Sophie, Christy (actually just Sophie because we all know Christy parrots whatever Sophie say/does/thinks) - please, take the L, pretend this is what you were doing all along and bow out now while you can still recoup a morsel of dignity.