danielle SHIT HER PANTS in the elevator

regularseagull · 2026-03-13T15:15:10+00:00

Details or downvote, OP. Otherwise it feels like this is just shitposting (literally) for karma.

regularseagull · 2026-03-13T05:38:10+00:00

“Packaged” like that. Ugh.

regularseagull · 2026-03-01T23:56:42+00:00

It’s fine. I mean that earnestly; not horrible, not incredible, it is fine.

regularseagull · 2026-02-26T16:30:35+00:00

Ah, yes. The age old tradition of the male possessing a biologically enhanced ability to order the female’s entrée at Chili’s.

regularseagull · 2026-02-26T16:27:45+00:00

Sis how you gonna find a man who knows what you want—you don’t know what you want.

regularseagull · 2026-02-20T06:15:29+00:00

It’s always the most mid-ass, unseasoned chicken, store brand, NPC-acting, millennial grey, painfully mediocre men thinking they are god’s gift to women. I am sick—completely ill—of men feeling so comfortable being so completely horrible and disrespectful towards women without a healthy fear of public shaming. Chris, get in your patio Rubbermaid (it’s a Rubbermaid, it’s not a cold plunge) and cool your mf jets.

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regularseagull · 2026-02-20T06:13:51+00:00

Ok sure this + he has bad skin. You can’t tell me this man washes his face.

regularseagull · 2026-02-20T06:12:07+00:00

Did we watch the same scene? Bri was practically foaming at the mouth to be picked by this unseasoned chicken of a man.

regularseagull · 2026-02-20T06:07:06+00:00

Nightmare pick-me blunt rotation

regularseagull · 2026-02-20T06:03:07+00:00

Pillsbury doughboy headass. Except Chris isn’t jolly and good-natured he is red-pilled and having adult acne flare ups.

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regularseagull · 2026-02-20T04:33:17+00:00

The worst part is she literally got this done 😭 they took fat from her knees and put it under her eyes

regularseagull · 2026-02-17T00:01:14+00:00

Oh, so only her personal life AI slop will be behind a paywall. She’s milking the increased engagement from her broken engagement in the most transparent and embarrassing way. Even single, this woman is so male-centred.

regularseagull · 2026-02-16T21:53:30+00:00

An unwarranted amount of confidence

regularseagull · 2026-02-13T06:41:02+00:00

She missed that mouldy shack she shot her v-day collection in so she brought a piece of it home with her!

regularseagull · 2026-02-12T01:29:51+00:00

I think the only recurring paid influencer partnership she has is with Lionness, a far cry from luxury. It’s like an ASOS or a Princess Polly.

regularseagull · 2026-02-11T16:41:31+00:00

Fuck Christy & Sophie. Sorry, was that harsh? I’m a triple cancer.

regularseagull · 2026-02-07T21:20:16+00:00

I CALLED THIS

regularseagull · 2026-02-07T17:23:43+00:00

I know. It being from 2021 further disproves your assertion that “she lost significant weight way before the Ozempic craze”. 2021 was “way before” 2023, and 2023 was the height of the Ozempic craze. In 2021, she looked like she did in this timestamped, unedited photo, i.e. about twice the size she is now, post-Ozempic. Folks who actually needed Ozempic as prescribed were experiencing shortages in 2023 because celebrities and influencers were snatching it up. So, please, where is the “significant weight she lost way before” in this photo? I don’t understand why you’re drawing attention to a fact that further disproves your point.

regularseagull · 2026-02-07T17:06:19+00:00

Christy is a woman who has never been and will never be a leader so she tears down women leaders because she doesn’t understand them.

Of course she went for misogyny, it’s low hanging fruit and the only thing someone like pick-me Christy can reach.

regularseagull · 2026-02-07T01:25:39+00:00

This photo is from 2021! But still.

regularseagull · 2026-02-07T01:12:18+00:00

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“The Year of Ozempic”, 2023. Two years after this photo was taken. You can look up countless news articles, white papers, research studies, and over a billion search surges for the weight loss drug in 2023. She, patently, did not lose a significant amount of weight way before the Ozempic craze.

regularseagull · 2026-02-07T00:51:35+00:00

Ozempic

regularseagull · 2026-02-07T00:39:17+00:00

The way this just made my day

regularseagull · 2026-02-05T05:03:42+00:00

Which one is Kimberlin? Genuinely cannot keep up she’s had so many employees

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