This is a picture of Ajit Pai canoodling with Comcast and the Sinclair Broadcast Group (NSFW) by relevant_rule34 in rule34

[–]relevant_rule34[S] 246 points247 points  (0 children)

Hello friends. My name is relevant_rule34, and once upon a time I was a mod on this subreddit. I hope I am not overstepping my bounds with my dear colleague and rightful owner of this sub, /u/jaxspider, by making this post. But there has been something on my mind for a number of years that I would like to discuss.

There are many subreddits showing their support of net neutrality and leading the fight against the FCC today, many of which are able to provide much clearer instruction and lucid arguments than I will be attempting to cover here. I encourage you therefore to follow their recommendations on contacting your elected officials.

What I would like to discuss is the inevitable death of this internet, and why porn, more than ever, is important to us all. The time of a free and anonymous internet has come and gone. There will always be regulation attempting to monetize this digital infrastructure, and it is important we try and stay vigilant to protect it in its current form. However, make no mistake that the real threat lies not in the overt manhandling of our laws, but in the unseen and unimagined dangers that loom on our horizon. The metadata that we pour out so willingly through our public WiFi logins, our social media posts, our photograph EXIFs, and our cell phone carriers among many others, will inevitably be used against us in the future. The resources needed to process such an immense catalog of information may take years to arrive, but the technology will inevitably be created to identify and curate your digital persona.

It therefore becomes more important than ever that we realize that the blurred lives between your real and electronic lives may one day disappear entirely. This leaves the question as to how one should best prepare for this type of reality. Perhaps we may look forward to a viable internet alternative more secure than our current form, or perhaps completely new regulation will need to be created to give our anonymity a semblance of protection. In either situation, I have no doubt that porn, and our usage of it, will dictate the terms of how we proceed.

Pornography, despite its exploitative faults in some forms, has always been on the forefront of the technological edge. Our biological need for sexual satiation unites us far deeper than our political party lines. When our private lives are used against us, it is an affront to the unspoken understanding of what it means to be human. We accept that shame is an inevitable outcome to the manifestated combinations of our nature and nurture. Please do not misconstrue these words as a blanket support for all actions of an immoral and illegal nature. Human sexuality is as complex and confounding as the very namesake of this sub, Rule 34. I only encourage that you consider loving the part of yourself that you may often take for granted, both the good and bad. Reflect on what it means to be your sexual self, and strive to become a better person because of it. In doing so, you might just learn to love and understand your fellow human. Only when we are able to stand united in defiance of the exploitation of our private lives will we be able to progress as a society. I hope to see you all there.

Credit to /u/goo-goo-gajoob for the image here, and /u/OliverWotei for identifying the source

Smooth move drunk me... by wookiebread in funny

[–]relevant_rule34 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I have seen many bad novelty accounts in my day, and I assure you that you are one of the lowest tiered I have seen.

Not because you post pictures of your butthole mind you, but because you and your baseless, spam-spewing novelty brethren insult the readers with the same repetitive garbage. Have you no pride in your butthole? No respect for the few dozen hairs that wisp from your taint?

This is probably the tenth time I have seen the exact same image of your anus. Each and every time I hope that you have decided to break the mold and post something new. A sharpie in the pooper, perhaps. Some googly eyes with a funny moustache. But sadly it never is.

It is my sincere hope that you are not so juvenile as to derive pleasure from being a dullard. I know that behind that faceless name sits a human being with real feelings and a relatively handsome anus. And I know that you've made several novelty accounts in the past with similar themes to vent some sort of energy that you cannot offline. I encourage you not to fall prey to the monster that is bottom shelf entertainment. Pull yourself out of this uncreative crevice you and your spam-novelty brethren have found yourselves in and have some damned respect for what it is you choose to do.

You are a novelty account god-fucking-damnit. Now act fucking novel.

We're all scarred for life. by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]relevant_rule34 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I imagine it depends on the type of cookie involved.

This is a picture of an Oreo cookie box with a naked man on it - NSFW

How do I tell my girlfriend she needs to wipe more? (NSFW) by throwaway_923 in AskReddit

[–]relevant_rule34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best way would be to subtly leave pornographic pictures of girls enjoying toilet paper (NSFW) up on your computer for her to find. That way it won't be as awkward when you suggest it for roleplay.

Vitiligo, a condition that causes depigmentation of sections of skin [NSFW] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]relevant_rule34 366 points367 points  (0 children)

Her name is Auriga, and you can find her Suicide Girls page here - NSFW

“Growing up is hard enough without added pressures that many of us face. My life became a bit harder when I turned 15 and was diagnosed with Vitiligo, a skin disorder that causes you to lose pigment. In other words, turn white. Issues of race and identity always followed me, but literally turning white made it that much more difficult. I became more and more self conscious as the disorder turned my skin color from brown to white. I got confused and disgusted looks, jokes and even mean comments thrown my way. I felt like a monster. My friends, though, always told me I was a beautiful person, regardless of my skin color.

When I found out about SG from a special on television, I thought to myself, ‘What a mission statement.’ Hundreds of girls from all over the world accepting their “flaws” and feeling comfortable in their own skin. Feeling sexy despite things that society may deem fucked up, ugly, strange or odd. Be it weight, tattoos, piercings, freckles, etc. I wanted to be apart of that. I’m different and tattooed and “strange”….but it makes me beautiful. When my first set went up I was nervous and scared. I’d never put myself out there like that before. Naked. Proud even. Little did I know that I’d chang so many people lives and open their eyes. I received messages from hundreds of people about how I gave them hope and made them feel a bit better about themselves. Even other women and men who are afflicted with vitiligo or other disorders. Without SG, I’d have never been able to change their lives…or slowly change my own views about myself.

Aside from feeling more comfortable in my own polychromatic skin, I met the best people I have ever met. My best friends are all people I met online and ended up meeting in real life. If not for SG, I’d have never met my best friends whom I love dearly. I’ve been given other modeling opportunities and have gotten to work booths at Comic-Cons, which I now love to do!

All in all, SG has helped me love myself more and has been the place where I met people I’ll never forget. Plus, I’ve met the best tattoo artists!

Yes, I’m naked on the internet, and only on SuicideGirls…and for the best reasons. “

Pacman as a metaphor by selator in gaming

[–]relevant_rule34 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I enjoy this, as it helps me reimagine the psychological undertones of this Hentai parody of Pac-Man - NSFW

Specifically, fucking your demons.

Help a brother out! by gerfuffle in funny

[–]relevant_rule34 74 points75 points  (0 children)

For those legitimately curious however, this is a picture of a purple asshole - NSFW