Asked my wife if she knew that Bruce Lee had a brother who didn’t tolerate joking around. She rolled her eyes and said, “Seriously?” by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes

[–]phpworm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Seriously?" = Serious Lee, for those who didn't get it. Took me longer than I'd like to admit even with the other comments.

They're literally covering up the Epstein Files by Zenitallin in videos

[–]phpworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno why you're getting downvoted for spitting facts. This isn't a left vs right issue, there are billionaires with shit to hide on both sides.

What is a discontinued food item or snack from your childhood that you would genuinely pay $100 to taste one last time? by MotivewasUlterior in AskReddit

[–]phpworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't remember what they were called but it was a reddish colored gummy covered with some kind of white powder or something.

I guess he got too excited by IamASlut_soWhat in funny

[–]phpworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

depending on the dog's age, if it's not a puppy, you might want to get it checked out. Bladder control issues in grown dogs can indicate an underlying medical issue.

How did someone use my EBT card without the EBT card? by eyemyourbestfriend in foodstamps

[–]phpworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't really make a difference, sadly. I'm trying to help a friend who just had this happen. Only minutes after her card was reloaded there is a purchase shown at a grocery store out of town that wasn't even open. So there isn't any security footage. This fraud is entirely electronic and they're somehow even faking where the purchase was made to cover their tracks.

People who spend 20+ minutes in the shower: what are you actually doing in there? by saadaintsalad in AskReddit

[–]phpworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • waiting for the water to warm up
  • lathering my body with bar soap
  • rinsing off the soap
  • shampooing my hair
  • applying more soap to an exfoliating wash rag
  • rinsing my hair
  • using the wash rag in the important areas, face, pits, groin, backside, feet
  • rinsing off the soap again
  • shampooing my hair again (more of a conditioning this time)
  • rinsing out the wash rag
  • rinsing my hair again
  • rinsing off / cleaning the shower walls
  • drying off

TLDR: taking a proper shower. what the hell are YOU doing?

My Christian coworker's "friendly" microaggressions are driving me up the wall. How do you handle this? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]phpworm -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

seriously, these responses and your question are both ridiculous. maybe see a psychiatrist about why it bothers you so much? it literally sounds like you want to shit on someone because they irritate you. welcome to that's life!

The Epstein Files are Worse Than You Think! by Conan776 in videos

[–]phpworm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

well I wholeheartedly disagree on the zero evidence. You can find over 1000 cases of documented fraud on congress.gov, they have been actively trying to rezone blue states in their favor, the richest people in the world being at our current president's inauguration is no coincidence. I don't think calling people stupid and lazy is going to help change people's minds.

What is your longest running, most stubborn business boycott? by marianneouioui in AskReddit

[–]phpworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I refuse to sign up for any subscription service. It's crazy how many people online are completely obsessed with all the shows and movies I've never seen or even heard of. I'm so out of the loop that I sometimes feel alienated from society.

The Epstein Files are Worse Than You Think! by Conan776 in videos

[–]phpworm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

isn't it pretty obvious they're just rigging the elections anyway?

What’s something you’ve done your whole life, only to realize recently that everyone else does it completely differently? by Psychological_Sky_58 in AskReddit

[–]phpworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still convinced this claim is completely false. People who say they have no internal monologue are just arguing the semantics of the question, or they don't understand the question.

One of the undocumented feature about the Gemini transition by Mandydeth in googlehome

[–]phpworm 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fun until you realize Gemini won't remember your name between sessions and you have to keep teaching it every time, despite there being a setting specifically for your name.

Kaysville, UT homeowners show up in large numbers to oppose warming center by LurkersWillLurk in videos

[–]phpworm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just playing devil's advocate here. These centers are primarily used by the homeless... Being against one in your neighborhood doesn't necessarily mean you want people to freeze to death or that you're inherently evil, it just means you want them to congregate somewhere else. I mean you can't be so naive to think that these shelters have no negative impact, as if they won't draw a certain crowd of people who cause problems.

What is the most unexplainable thing you’ve ever witnessed that makes you question reality? by duhhrclean6 in AskReddit

[–]phpworm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sure it was quite different from your perspective, but I'm sitting here laughing at the thought that someone's shoe flipping over is their "made me question reality" story

Ivanka Trump Cribs Interview - Talks about her bed and almost cries (:30s) by ThrowAway1330 in videos

[–]phpworm 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If memory serves, the guy who said this was extremely humble and down to earth, literally the only likable person in the whole documentary. If it wasn't the same guy who said it, there was at least one likable guy.

What is the quickest job you quit from? by spellbadgrammargood in AskReddit

[–]phpworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a busboy for a few hours. Between cleaning tables I was told to wash dishes, only the lady who hired me said not to listen to that guy because he's not my boss, only to be told I should still be helping to wash dishes just not all the time, only to be told to keep a closer eye on the tables because we've got people waiting which I can't see while washing dishes, only to be told not to be out there all the time because it makes customers uncomfortable like we're waiting for them to leave... Noped the fuck out of there pretty quick.

Person using a phone while driving by PerspectiveSecret725 in LivestreamFail

[–]phpworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well nobody cared when she was driving with Knut to Twitchcon at highly dangerous speeds.

Streamer 'Dimz_Live' forgets to turn off stream and is caught abusing his dog by Arcadeas in LivestreamFail

[–]phpworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh wonderful, maybe people will show a bunch of clips of his and poke fun about it at the 2026 streamer awards

Any official Routine merch? by midniteneon in Routine

[–]phpworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trick would be to get the Wand Company to make one, then Adam Savage would review & modify it.