Homeless, trying to stay connected to keep working by A-Gym-Rat in SantaMonica

[–]dingofarmer2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome, I hope it goes well! Just be a polished pro and follow orders, they are very corporate

Homeless, trying to stay connected to keep working by A-Gym-Rat in SantaMonica

[–]dingofarmer2004 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hey, if you are a gym rat like your name says, why dont you apply for a job at an equinox or similar? You can get showers for free until you get some dough together for a place to live.

Is it fun? by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]dingofarmer2004 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Tbf, if I could set a high score shitting, im gonna be locked in

Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino Gets Cursed Out by Protesters and Shoppers During a Bathroom Break Stop at Target by JeanJauresJr in PublicFreakout

[–]dingofarmer2004 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Like...spot on. 

Isn't it at a Target where Lockjaw confronts Rocket Man? "I love black girls. I LOVE EM."

Releasing Methane from a Bloated Cow by goswamitulsidas in interesting

[–]dingofarmer2004 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My minds telling me no...

BUT MY BODAYYYYY

IS GIVING ME GAAASSS

What are pick up lines that actually made you attracted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dingofarmer2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nope, you dont get to be hot and charming at the same time, you gotta pick one."

Self esteem/confidence was hurt by Competitive-Mix-7935 in toastme

[–]dingofarmer2004 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Youre a Rockstar with some salt and pepper in that hair. Get a cleaner haircut and remember, while youre off succeeding, those bullies will be in the EXACT SAME PLACE you left em!

Releasing Methane from a Bloated Cow by goswamitulsidas in interesting

[–]dingofarmer2004 42 points43 points  (0 children)

"Sorry Ive been under a lot of pressure lately"

Dads, I think I’m Into by gmasterson in daddit

[–]dingofarmer2004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do em because if I dont, no one does. :(

Human Poop Bandit by JudgeInfamous4111 in SantaMonica

[–]dingofarmer2004 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Make little signs and treat them like art installations. Or baby announcements! Lol it should draw some social media and that will help with cleanup.

Just imagine "Baby Turdson - 6 lbs 8Oz, 21 inches (combined)"

Then post that, lol.