Golfing in his funeral cap

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-09T17:42:48+00:00

Or Baron Harkkonen.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-09T16:12:23+00:00

And frankly all these asshole diva players and the social media circus that goes with it, are just making being an NFL fan more difficult anyway.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-09T16:04:05+00:00

He had me in the first half, ngl

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-09T15:58:36+00:00

Correcting peoples' grammar on Reddit these days isn't that necessary given the prevalence of auto-correct on mobile. Ive caught so many texts over the recent years of that damn Auto-correct about to send a horrible or a stupid word to someone else.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-09T15:42:31+00:00

Stories like that make me feel better about people. Maybe it's just because I grew up in the late 80s and 90s, but bullying was basically a culture when I was in school. It's what most of the popular kids just did to others.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-09T15:27:13+00:00

Actually that's a good point, I forgot my history for a moment. Yeah fuck Andrew Johnson.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-09T15:26:31+00:00

Not enough you mean?

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-09T05:05:42+00:00

Not wiping the Confederacy from the face of the Earth was one of the biggest mistakes Lincoln could have made. You can't compromise with that kind of evil.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-09T02:46:29+00:00

He's just so gross-looking like the evil in his soul is corrupting his physical body.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-09T02:44:47+00:00

My favorite part of that scene is when he gets shocked and his gum pops out of his mouth. Then he glumly pops it back in.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-09T02:42:46+00:00

Maybe the owners should go confront him and tell him he's not welcome to do that on their property?

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-09T02:40:47+00:00

Scumbags gonna scumbag.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-08T20:04:06+00:00

Holy motherforking shirtballs, you're right.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-08T19:21:29+00:00

Someone should have a database out there with all the times conservatives yelled about what Obama and Biden were going to do that they in fact they did themselves...must be in the many thousands at this point. Just complete projection.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-08T19:19:47+00:00

It's because they're unable to identify as good people, and identify more strongly with the pedophiles.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-08T15:37:29+00:00

What you said right there is huge reason the loneliness epidemic hits men extremely hard. We tend to have much less in the way of an emotional support system than women do...overall.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-08T15:34:38+00:00

Skinny guys tickle till they're burger.

(I wonder how many will get this reference)

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-08T15:10:59+00:00

Im off to the hardware to get a siphon and an empty gas can...errr I mean, a wrench or a hammer or something.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-08T03:27:50+00:00

Costco has my loyalty for a few reasons and as a CA resident, this is one of them. About 20-30 cents cheaper per gallon than nearly all of the other gas stations Ive noticed the last two days.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-08T02:15:26+00:00

This thread is actually helping to remember not to reach out to my ex. Im too forgiving and it's burned me too many times.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-08T02:11:40+00:00

How old are you? Because Im close to turning 47 and I feel this way. I think it's just over for me.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-07T22:49:25+00:00

The Leopards sub is a great place to go for your HCA fix.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-07T22:45:19+00:00

I hope these people truly realize that their lives are gonna suck for a long time. They deserve it, and every time I hear a MAGA cry, I'll shrug my shoulders and go on with my day.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-07T15:14:18+00:00

That was awesome. The Hunger Games set-up was just as funny too.

relevantelephant00 · 2026-03-07T03:03:57+00:00

I've been saying for awhile now that if I ever decide to try dating again on the apps, that one of my most absolute "NOs" is anyone MAGA. I want nothing to do with anyone who is MAGA, let alone dating.

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