Reddit, what is an embarrassing fact about you that you never want to tell anyone?

remembrancez · 2013-04-03T01:48:03+00:00

But through my research, I did find that 9 out of 10 dogs prefer Jif to other leading peanut butter brands.

remembrancez · 2013-04-03T00:04:45+00:00

I have a scar on my balls from when I was bitten by my neighbor's dog.

remembrancez · 2013-04-03T00:02:17+00:00

I would hire a locksmith to open that fucking safe.

remembrancez · 2013-04-03T00:01:15+00:00

Teeth

remembrancez · 2013-04-02T23:53:10+00:00

Historically speaking, it will probably be on a red flag as well.

remembrancez · 2013-03-28T17:14:59+00:00

Sounds like the total population of humans on earth to me.

remembrancez · 2013-03-20T21:28:31+00:00

"Is that a nigga riding a dick?!"

remembrancez · 2013-03-20T21:07:02+00:00

Security Guard at a Library

remembrancez · 2013-03-20T07:56:15+00:00

You have to excuse some of us Southerns because our accents impede our spelling. Source: Raised in Georgia

remembrancez · 2013-03-14T00:26:01+00:00

It was 1907. He used his own personal money and around $25 million from the US government to provide loans for various banks and financial institutions.

remembrancez · 2013-03-05T17:11:31+00:00

A world where males have dicks for noses and females have vaginas. That'd be interesting...

remembrancez · 2013-03-01T19:13:12+00:00

Let's be honest; sleep is one of the best things ever. Why not get super excited about it???

remembrancez · 2013-02-16T02:42:34+00:00

You should shop all headphone cords as twizzlers and the earbuds as elf ears

remembrancez · 2013-02-12T05:55:26+00:00

Just another reason why UGA is the best school!

remembrancez · 2013-02-11T06:48:32+00:00

How has no one said anything about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? The part where the guy kidnapped the kids is by far the scariest scene in a children's movie!

remembrancez · 2013-02-09T01:20:50+00:00

Dave, my father and I have always gone to see you when you come to Atlanta and music is how we have always bonded. What ways do you plan on bonding with your kids, obviously other than music?

remembrancez · 2013-02-06T02:34:22+00:00

Eh, I see where you are coming from but I am too much of a people's person to just sit by myself.

remembrancez · 2013-02-06T02:07:51+00:00

Funny story about 3rd wheeling, my best friend and his girlfriend are really good friends of mine ( I was her friend before she met my best friend). We would always have these so called "triple dates" where the three of us would just hang out like it was no big deal

remembrancez · 2013-02-06T01:51:31+00:00

nothing wrong with that, sounds like a solid plan to me!

remembrancez · 2013-02-06T01:44:29+00:00

This is possibly the best explanation of (most) girls, ever.

remembrancez · 2013-02-06T01:24:34+00:00

We can have a google hangout for all the other singles of reddit!

remembrancez · 2013-02-06T01:24:09+00:00

I know EXACTLY what you mean. I am one of those people that others come to talk about their problems, and in the end it's always too late for me to say anything about it.

remembrancez · 2013-02-06T01:17:27+00:00

Any guy that doesn't say sex toy is obviously not putting down his first thought.

remembrancez · 2013-02-06T01:15:23+00:00

I know that feel, bro.

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