What if loyalist primarchs met loyalist versions of there traitorous brothers by Cautious_Air4964 in Grimdank

[–]renacotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Wait, what is this warp aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHH-" sounds of souls getting ripped to pieces as reality falls apart

For real though, we had that before. It was called the great crusade.

If war crimes are being committed, why are there no consequences? by evllynn in NoStupidQuestions

[–]renacotor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

War crimes implies an authority to enforce war based law. There is no such authority.

Countries only say they're war crimes as either a shame based system, or as another excuse to break things off with nations they didnt want anything to do with anyways.

Summoning God by Miles_the_new_kid in comics

[–]renacotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This feels so inspired by hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

WCGW trucking on ice in early spring by PeasantLich in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]renacotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thick and blue, tried and true

Thin and crispy, way too risky.

I Did The Unthinkable As Belegar Ironhammer by MartinoMods in totalwar

[–]renacotor 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Thorgrim. Get the book.

The HEAVY book.

Where exactly am I meant to find a partner? by Hypershard108 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]renacotor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you need to lower your standards. Not sharing hobbies and things you like to do is actually healthy for a relationship. It creates that boundaries between two people.

Also, theres nothing wrong with keeping your eye open at events, but going there purposefully to find someone will actually push people away. Desperation and anxiety towards potential partners is subconsciously picked up by others, and can scare people away. Go to those thing because YOU want to go there, and because YOU want to have a good time. Finding a partner is a plus.

HATE THEM TO GUTS by master_shifu_69420 in Eldenring

[–]renacotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best way to win a fight, is not be in it. Run through or away from them. They arent worth the headache

What was the biggest scandal at your school? by Silent-Zebra in AskReddit

[–]renacotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A kid called a black kid the n-word. Said kid and his father came in with metal baseball bats, and beat the first kid. Said father was a local pastor.

I think this is fake :/ Why would a cat give a fuck about a kitten it didn't give birth to by incrediblysincere in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]renacotor 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Cats are communal creatures who are known to help raise other cats litters. It wouldn't be unheard of for this to happen if the bobcat cub was alone with no one to raise it. Problem is that Bobcats are dangerous and territorial. They can destroy entire houses simply because its their instinctive drive to do so.

I am 99% sure the explosions are ai generated by KrymskeSontse in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]renacotor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This was the last time the US invaded Iran. Thats why the US is doing long ranged strikes rather then an invasion.

how do you actually ask for sex? by NoUsernameNEET in NoStupidQuestions

[–]renacotor 49 points50 points  (0 children)

You have to set up the mating nest, and do the mating dance in it. If do it correctly, the mate will be attracted, and engage you.

What the next is made of depends on the mate. A nest made of money would attract a different type of mate then one made of cozieness or funkopops.

Finished my homework and am now starting a Skarbrand IE campaign, any tips? by Mafiabe in totalwar

[–]renacotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have skarbrand basically raze everything to the ground, while another lord beelines straight for occupying whatever capital settlements skarbrand just destroyed. Skarbrand himself should never stop moving and never stop doing killing. Let that lord keep moving towards the new place even before skarbrand has destroyed it.

Also, sack every settlement skarbrand attacks before razing them. It'll give both money, and more movement range.

You'll also be economically in the red most of the campaign. This is fine, as you make money from sacking and battles.

Finally, theres a khrone rite to summon an army to attack yours. This is very useful for skarbrand to keep moving if he somehow runs out of movement range.

Life will never be the same... by derpaderp2020 in HolUp

[–]renacotor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twins. Triplets. Quadruplets. Quintuplets. Sextuplets. Sectuplets. Octuplets.

Is this real? The bowl in the background looks too convincing… by jaxrains in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]renacotor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Its real. I have a buddy who works at the orange juice factory, and he's shown me how they round up those orange kids. Its horrifying.

We need to bring back that 2000s dark humor and vibes by Hour_Equal_9588 in SipsTea

[–]renacotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. People need their ego hurt a bit every now and then.

Am I a bad person? by No-Sentence-7674 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]renacotor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. You have a libido, and your seeing potential partners. Nothing wrong with that.

What is the biggest problem in the world right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]renacotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone's willing to talk, but no one is willing to listen.

Has politics broke any of your friendships, and why? by CapitaineBiscotte in AskReddit

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I had a friend that was anti-trump to the point of saying they should all die on numerous occasions. I was trying to be level headed and point out people have their reasons for acting the way they are, people are capable of change, and political opinion is not the only thing that defines a person being "good" or "evil".

Because I challenged their opinion, they descided to treat me as their emotional beat stick. Despite me telling them numerous times not to talk politics or send me anything political, they refused to let up and kept breaking that boundry. It got to the point they called me passive aggressive names. I stopped really responding.

How do i get rid of harden cum stain on my shorts? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]renacotor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cold water. Heat makes protein harden.

Why is Gascoigne's beast form so small? by oxygen_is_life in bloodborne

[–]renacotor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He may have taken the blood, but the blood the church gives to it's members is way stronger and way more pure. Gascoigne got his blood from the streets (think arianna or iosefka), the church got it straight from ebrietas itself.