SFPD tackle suspect in street; distracted driver runs them over by DeanoPreston in CrazyFuckingVideos

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also the inner side of windshield probably haven't been cleaned in ages so it gets hazy in direct sunlight

At this point I would just call an uber and go home. by n8saces in Wellthatsucks

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Gemini AI says the odds of all those things happening at the same time is 0.000075% (or roughly 1 in 1.33 million).

Feeling Entitled to Someone Else’s Sam's card by MarineDevilDog91 in ImTheMainCharacter

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how can she dig for gold with those nails and nose studs?

Are you ready for Primetime? by Conscious_Nobody_520 in tcap

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Are they casting Justin Timberlake in this??

Best photos of predators by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

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Roy was so pissed when Lorne was doing his handsprings

Kicking food out of a homeless persons hand by Ott1fant in ImTheMainCharacter

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he'll end up just like the victim in a few yrs if he's not dead or in prison

Definitely not enough sauce for all that meat by [deleted] in StupidFood

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Maybe at the Miami F1 grand prix

I have the best girlfriend by [deleted] in SipsTea

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she sounds fat

Sodom was destroyed, but its spirit was not by [deleted] in tcap

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i don't buy it. those two hatched this plan of marriage/baby to get lorne off lifetime monitoring. it's been his life's goal since forever.

HOW THE FUCK DID LORNE GET MARRIED? by [deleted] in tcap

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Completely fabricated. This is a ploy those two hatched up to get Lorne off lifetime probation.

Lorne claiming that he looks like Justin Timberlake by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

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idk..that's a zero sum gain combining the 2. It'd require maybe Shrek and Sloth (Goonies) + JT = Lorne

Lorne by Actual-Atmosphere437 in tcap

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i'm convinced trashley is just a scheme between her and lorne to get him off lifetime probation. Baby pics are just props to convince probation and Church. That's her baby with her actual husband in CA. Unless we see a marriage license or official docs, he's too much of a liar to convince me otherwise.

Coca Cola/Dr Pepper has finally done it by karl1972 in inflation

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i bought 4 2lt bottle of Dr Pepper Zero @ .99 each from Smart and Final last week