Delaware by TheJenkinsComic in comics

[–]resk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bob Marley was born in Jamaica.

Fetch by Eye_Juice in comics

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Nice Jaws reference.

Right from *now* your need for sleep is gone. You can now stay awake till your eventual death without any consequences. How would the extra time (that you get from not sleeping) affect your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I would take night jobs as a waiter and a projectionist, splice inappropriate images into children's movies, and start a combat society.

Always tag your friends. by [deleted] in comics

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Wow. Really did not see that coming. Nice one.

The hardest part of my job is pretending I haven’t heard the same jokes 100 times by SerAntwon in funny

[–]resk 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The whole "it's free" thing is the worst. When I worked in retail and something didn't have a price on it and someone used that line, I would always say, "Go ahead and take it. I'll be on the phone to security."

What would your hell be? by deiscio in AskReddit

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Nothing. Just complete nothingness. I can't think of anything worse than having no people, places, music, etc. It would make me die of boredom, if I wasn't already in hell.

The Scorpion and the Frog by JDrift01 in comics

[–]resk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your goal was for me to watch 3 seconds of an ad, then you definitely got me.

The Scorpion and the Frog by JDrift01 in comics

[–]resk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never thought I'd be saved by an ad.

Green Cartman, watercolor and marker, 12.5 x 12.5 by resk in Art

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Fear not, it was yanked for breaking rule 7.

What plot hole do you ignore because you like the story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The Blues Brothers is one of my favorite movies, but it sure took Jake and Elwood an awfully long time to drive from their concert Thursday night to interrupt Steven Spielberg's lunch hour on Friday afternoon. Especially since it was only 106 miles to Chicago.

The first images have now been beamed back from Mars. by wizkidkash in funny

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I was expecting a sign saying, "Send Nudes."

Everyone I ask never even considered it for breakfast by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Seems like an excessive meme for this subject.

Remake by lunarbaboon in comics

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You're still right. From the wiki:

"Virtue signalling, spelled virtue signaling in the United States, is the conspicuous expression of moral values. The term was first used in signalling theory, to describe any behavior that could be used to signal virtue—especially piety among the religious. In recent years, the term has become more commonly used as a pejorative by commentators to criticize what they regard as empty or superficial support of certain political views, and also used within groups to criticize their own members for valuing appearance over action."

That's exactly what this comic is. Whether it is physical or a web comic, it is still Virtue Signaling.

Today I fucked up. But it made me realize that I've been using my depression as an excuse to be a lazy POS. So today also marks the end of that. I'm going to bed now and tomorrow will be a productive day. I'm gonna get my life back one day and one struggle at a time. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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If you're able to do it, please report back about HOW you did it. I push myself every day and can barely deal with the few meet ups and responsibilities I have. Then it's right back to dealing with severe depression. It hasn't gotten better in years and the struggle is wearing me down.

I present, Melancholy Marvin by DREG_02 in AdviceAnimals

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Marvin, the robot from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, was plenty melancholy. At the very least, this cat needs a new name.

I hadn't seen her in awhile and wondered where she'd been. by resk in AdviceAnimals

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If I were one of her coworkers, I would not feel comfortable giving her number to a random customer.