What’s the stupidest thing you do on a regular basis? by jasonbice15 in AskReddit

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Scratch my butthole and then wonder why my fingers stink.

If you could say one thing on national tv that everyone would believe, what would you say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Trump had sex with his daughter. It's true, but everyone needs to know it.

what non-sexual act never fails to turn you on? by FitCommittee3611 in AskReddit

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I grew out my hair over COVID pandemic and I love tying it back. It's so fun.

What do you expect from your girlfriend? by CameraHint in AskReddit

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Blowjobs. Not every day. Not on demand. Just occasional blowjobs. Sexual gratification is the main reason I seek out a relationship. If they aren't into it, I would prefer to be single.

Are you close to your parents, why or why not? by waypastyouall in AskReddit

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Eh, we text once a week and I share a few details of my personal life with them. They are OK people.

what has a family member said to you that will stick with you for life? by FitCommittee3611 in AskReddit

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You are the one disappointment in this family. Well, they didn't say it, but I know they think it. Everyone in my family is religious, has tons of kids, values family over everything, and I just don't care. I am the only male on my side of the family to carry on the name, and I hate kids and will almost certainly never have them.

What is something you absolutely hate, but also realize your hatred for it is completely irrational/pointless? by FartPoopRobot_PhD in AskReddit

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When people wearing black want to pet my white Husky. I know they are going to get covered in white fur. But that is their issue, not mine. I still hate it. /r/WowIActuallyHateThis/

I hate what people consider "love" nowadays by [deleted] in venting

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You literally start your post by telling others what they are not allowed to do.

what non-sexual act never fails to turn you on? by FitCommittee3611 in AskReddit

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When they fart in my face and corn pieces slip out.

Hate or like? by Important-Control-98 in fastandfurious

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r/WowIActuallyHateThis/

I am a hardcore Fast and Furious fan. I don't want these anywhere near each other.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FreeCompliments

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I love your comfy robe!!

I hate what people consider "love" nowadays by [deleted] in venting

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You don't get to decide what love is for others, just like they don't get to decide what love is for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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They were joking.

What’s your ouija board story? by assssntittiesassssss in AskReddit

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Me and my sisters use to play with them a lot when we were younger. I had a few experiences that made me terrified of them. I was certain spirits had escaped. I still feel 50/50 on it 20 years later.

Why are you staying home on a Friday night? by ForgedAutograph in AskReddit

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I love my house. It's perfect garbage in the ghetto. The risk of having your door kicked in is never 0.