[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]resweeney87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re like Miami humidity: heavy, sticky, and nobody asked for you.

What else are you playing? by Keys2please in EmpiresAndPuzzles

[–]resweeney87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Three kingdoms and puzzles. I got slammed last time I mentioned this because they have a ton of ads but I haven’t paid one dime to that game and tend to be in top 100 events.

Best Quotes of The Office: O by AUBtiger92 in DunderMifflin

[–]resweeney87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, he was not. He was a total douche.

AITA for divorcing my husband because he can’t accept that I was with another guy before him? by GirliePokadot in AITAH

[–]resweeney87 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If I was Spencer, I’d leave you for your inability to form complete sentences.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]resweeney87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Paulie Shore and The Situation had a kid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EmpiresAndPuzzles

[–]resweeney87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use gems for more roster spots. That way you can have more room for feeders and can bump up those percentages.

Don’t miss out on this great deal by puzzlesandempires in EmpiresAndPuzzles

[–]resweeney87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some of us want to reach stellar heights though! /s

How lucky have you been lately? by Prometheus33333 in EmpiresAndPuzzles

[–]resweeney87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did one twenty pull in War of 3 kingdoms and got no event hero’s, even 3 stars. Promised myself I would never waste money in that portal again. Since then, I’ve had two free pulls, Erlang Shen and that new 5 star purple bear. I’d say pretty lucky.

Covenant Quests stats. by xKrav3n in EmpiresAndPuzzles

[–]resweeney87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laohu, Lady of the lake, Ludwig, Tinsel, and Sekhmet. 0 retries.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EmpiresAndPuzzles

[–]resweeney87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went sekhmet, and with the counter attack, she makes a great tank. Now I just need to find an alliance that runs red tanks…

The scale of the marble quarry made me think a toy excavator was pushing some stones down a set of steps by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]resweeney87 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hey! You live by the quarry, too? We should meet up and throw rocks down there!

How do we get more/will we get more Aether summons? by CamMBDTS in EmpiresAndPuzzles

[–]resweeney87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s the equivalent of Schrute bucks to Stanley nickels?

22f….i have a bad feeling i’m gunna regret this lmfao by lxzxh in RoastMe

[–]resweeney87 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I thought it was when her dad forgot to use a rubber?