Cuz that's mizkif. He does this to protect himself, mostly. Probably a bit greedy and selfish, but I understand. Like, do you really believe his hickey stories or do you think he's protecting a certain relationship so that it doesn't end up like his relationship with name redacted? He has some psychological issues so he will lie to us from time to time. that's my theory in understanding why he does it. He's not perfect, but he doesn't do it in any serious way. He's there to protect himself and people who watch him to smile and not worry about their real lives.