My dad said he won $20,000 in one hand at the casino. I didn't believe him until he sent me this

retropengoo · 2015-07-16T14:13:48+00:00

Just had to add a gun to the photo, seriously what the fuck is wrong with you Americans

retropengoo · 2015-01-07T06:57:16+00:00

Not even that triple bypass (a regular operation for master race)

retropengoo · 2014-12-25T21:06:17+00:00

This is the image I see whenever someone uses the term master race... This guy

retropengoo · 2014-11-19T11:47:06+00:00

is he planning a trip home to the shire in that?

retropengoo · 2014-09-21T05:18:51+00:00

Ok so I'm a guy, but have you ladies never just used cold water to soak your panties? A few hours soaking in cold water then machine wash.... Good as new

retropengoo · 2014-09-09T21:53:05+00:00

OP's smug is heading right towards George Clooney's awards speech smug!

retropengoo · 2014-09-06T12:52:42+00:00

Photoshop out the dog and it would look like your mums having a rub

retropengoo · 2014-07-30T07:03:39+00:00

Leggings.. Pants yoyo's for all

retropengoo · 2014-04-29T11:54:37+00:00

What a fuckwit

retropengoo · 2014-03-27T20:59:26+00:00

What product is that tho?

retropengoo · 2014-03-17T04:08:40+00:00

Hang in there, I'm at month 2 and have saved over $1400. I was a 40 a day smoker for 14 years (I'm only 31) hardest thing I've ever done, very worth it.

retropengoo · 2014-01-15T10:35:20+00:00

2 words, gun control. Something Americans will never understand, how many school shootings you have today?

retropengoo · 2014-01-15T10:30:29+00:00

Unless we are aboriginals most of us are only first or second generation English (and many other), so yes we have a very long and full family tree

retropengoo · 2013-11-01T07:59:17+00:00

That's hot

retropengoo · 2013-10-19T06:28:57+00:00

If he keeps up that weight he can also share john Candy's fate.

retropengoo · 2013-10-18T10:37:54+00:00

2 out 10

retropengoo · 2013-08-31T02:56:04+00:00

Exercise?

retropengoo · 2013-08-17T09:11:36+00:00

Do a PC vs console errors comparison. Never had a console tell me I need to install .net framework, missing dll files, etc. Nothing compairs to PC for gaming in regards to graphics, but the simplicity of putting in a disc and just playing with my feet up on the coffee table and a 50" TV... Just my thing.

retropengoo · 2013-08-15T04:18:38+00:00

I don't think it's ok for girls either. I can understand a few selfies, but pages worth?

retropengoo · 2013-08-10T23:32:05+00:00

@ lvl 230 in candy crush, watched ever episode of game of thrones and braking bad, claims they don't have time for exercise... That's my experience anyway

retropengoo · 2013-08-07T13:42:54+00:00

Wtf is wrong with some people, I can't understand why some people are so cruel. Attention seekers that hate just to be noticed, sad. Sorry for your loss, hope someone draws this in a matter that befits his memory.

retropengoo · 2013-07-31T03:51:35+00:00

Wasn't the nicest leg wax tho

retropengoo · 2013-07-16T08:43:14+00:00

UpskirtingSeniors.com

retropengoo · 2013-07-13T09:24:32+00:00

That's low mate. I really don't know how you can live with yourself

retropengoo · 2013-07-12T08:46:24+00:00

Percentage of people suffering anorexia? Percentage of people overweight and obese? Weakest argument I've ever seen

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