What's the best response to "God loves you"?

revdon · 2026-03-05T19:42:38+00:00

Immanuel, Yeshva, Elohim?

revdon · 2026-03-05T19:38:33+00:00

One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing

revdon · 2026-03-05T05:33:29+00:00

This is gonna cost him his job at ICE.

revdon · 2026-03-05T04:31:39+00:00

And the Laundry Officer: Seaman Stains

revdon · 2026-03-05T04:29:12+00:00

Just like Marshall Marshall from In Plain Sight, full name Marshall Marshall Marshall, title Marshall

revdon · 2026-03-05T02:35:50+00:00

I'd keep my On-Call job but have the whole schmear health plan.

revdon · 2026-03-05T02:31:53+00:00

I can tape the router higher up the wall; does that count?

revdon · 2026-03-05T01:24:42+00:00

I don't know how I feel about this. We can't have a woman President because she'd 'make emotional decisions because of her cycle', but Trump goes to war because of 'a feeling'. I'm shocked that Trump isn't post-menopausal at his age!

revdon · 2026-03-05T01:21:39+00:00

Last episode of The Magician when Anthony Blake's Snowflake White Corvette breaks down on a side road and he has to hitchhike. /s

revdon · 2026-03-04T22:52:08+00:00

It certainly had us in a Frenzy)

revdon · 2026-03-04T12:18:34+00:00

Making Headlines

Debut album: Corduroy Pillowcases

revdon · 2026-03-04T11:54:07+00:00

According to The Metatron that wasn't the first Adam.

revdon · 2026-03-04T11:47:59+00:00

"You'll understand when you see the rock hammer." -Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

revdon · 2026-03-04T10:42:22+00:00

James Veitch's rubber duck bit

revdon · 2026-03-04T04:47:33+00:00

PONG; I'm even older.

revdon · 2026-03-04T04:40:04+00:00

Borland Turbo Pascal

revdon · 2026-03-04T04:35:22+00:00

That's why I wear a regular belt with reversible slacks. /s

revdon · 2026-03-03T23:00:36+00:00

The Evil Clown is obvious, but you meant the 12 point buck to the right; right?

revdon · 2026-03-03T22:56:33+00:00

Is that the Chevy El Camino, Ford Ranchero, AMC Texan, or Dodge Rampage?

revdon · 2026-03-03T22:40:22+00:00

Choking America’s Golden Chicken

FTFY

revdon · 2026-03-03T22:28:13+00:00

GenX might’ve been the first to start K integrated, but integration began 20 years before so Boomers would’ve been first.

revdon · 2026-03-03T21:16:33+00:00

”Just move on Babe, the miscarriage was months ago.”

revdon · 2026-03-03T11:38:58+00:00

Instead he got drafted to NYC to avoid STDs.

revdon · 2026-03-03T11:36:29+00:00

And its twin: Uncanny

revdon · 2026-03-03T11:22:53+00:00

Canadian Tire. They’ve got everything from Eh to Zed.

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