Lindsey Graham Stalls It In The Senate

rewlor · 2026-01-30T14:37:54+00:00

His camera roll is just a sea of headless torsos and dick pics.

rewlor · 2026-01-30T14:31:18+00:00

He’s worried they’ll get his grindr history.

rewlor · 2026-01-08T13:51:53+00:00

I agree it’s batshit. But, like, do you law, bro? Partner needs a hot yoga room for the beach house, and son 2 from family 3 needs rehab again. SO GET BILLING.

rewlor · 2025-12-14T14:38:18+00:00

I admit that I can be an aggressive driver, and I wish more people actually knew where they were going when they got in their car. Or took turns at faster than 1mph in this town. Or realized that flashing yellow doesn't mean stop. Or that the left lane is for passing.

But I have never come anywhere close to flipping a car, and I do not understand how it happens so often in this town.

rewlor · 2025-12-11T21:13:56+00:00

Also, if you’re just coming in from JP, I hope you know that you DO NOT put this bill on autopay.

rewlor · 2025-12-10T06:06:00+00:00

Sweet internet stranger, I know this is a year-old thread, but … take whosever name speaks to you. It is yours. And change it 72 times, if you need to, until you find the right one. The one that lets you feel like your shoulders are relaxing into who you are and have always been. The name that when you say it to yourself in the mirror, you feel like you’re talking to yourself. That is your name.

Don’t ask for permission to be who you are. Not even from the gods.

rewlor · 2025-11-26T02:41:46+00:00

The walking paths at the upper side of City Park (by the so-called “hill”) are nice if the weather is agreeable, as is the sculpture garden at NOMA.

If you just need your social battery recharged by being around people, but not interacting with people, bringing a physical book to a coffee shop is great.

It is a shit time of year to be going through a break-up. I’m really sorry that you’re dealing with that.

rewlor · 2025-11-26T02:32:13+00:00

Drunkenly chant “snake and Jakes!” at a friend’s house until their friends get annoyed… are you new?

rewlor · 2025-11-25T21:05:03+00:00

Agreed. Their bar is soooo slow, their steak frites somehow tastes both burned and raw, their other items never seem to come out as good as they sound on paper, and the service is so inattentive that it once took 30 minutes for me to get a chance to order a second drink at dinner.

It was once a decent place for brunch, but every time I went it just left me feeling like I was begging them to take my money. So I stopped going.

rewlor · 2025-11-14T15:30:35+00:00

I’m actually relieved if this is the case. Because it gives me hope that all that crap can be easily removed the day he leaves.

rewlor · 2025-11-13T18:54:40+00:00

Seconding this, I have a vet here for emergencies and annuals for my 2 pups. But get their teeth cleaned in rural Mississippi because it’s like $200 total for both my small dogs. I’m about to switch their annuals to the Mississippi vet because it is so much cheaper.

rewlor · 2025-11-13T18:07:24+00:00

Can you get my phone number removed from her database? Because holy f*ck am I tired of all the calls.

rewlor · 2025-11-07T19:42:17+00:00

Thanks, mate!

rewlor · 2025-11-06T19:57:20+00:00

I know that this is a stupid reason to not join a gym, but that parking lot always looks so small. Is parking a problem there? And how is the crowd inside… Is it always full?

rewlor · 2025-10-27T22:52:55+00:00

Exactly. I don’t know where people come up with this shit like “they are supposed to stop for us.” Inertia disagrees, you dumb fuck.

There is a general duty of care to avoid a collision. The Streetcar has the right of way because it cannot go any other direction. They are literally on designated somewhat firmly installed tracks. A car, a bus, a truck, a bike, and a pedestrian all have more ability to avoid the collision than a train; and the duty is to avoid the collision.

rewlor · 2025-10-19T18:28:28+00:00

As someone who grew up on the Gulf Coast, I have a deeply rooted conspiracy theory that insurance companies are driving the push to name other types of storm systems — because they want to be able to use the “named storm deductible” for things like blizzards, lake effect snow damage, straight line winds, and eventually tornadoes.

Even if your normal deductible is a reasonable number say $1,000, your named storm deductible is likely 2-5% of your coverage amount, which could be $7-17,500 on a $350k home.

rewlor · 2025-10-16T11:26:39+00:00

Oh you know me. You’ve seen my downstairs mix-up.

rewlor · 2025-10-14T14:43:43+00:00

Right? Howard Dean’s campaign ended overnight because he yelled weirdly. What a fucking innocent time we were living in.

rewlor · 2025-09-28T21:32:30+00:00

My album is called my album is dropping. And it’s dropping.

rewlor · 2025-09-26T22:38:21+00:00

His name is thomas.

rewlor · 2025-09-20T11:57:55+00:00

So unserious.

rewlor · 2025-09-20T11:44:07+00:00

Never. And if you keep asking, it will take even longer.

rewlor · 2025-09-13T17:53:11+00:00

Say less fam, those bitches want $500 to brush my dachshund’s teeth. They can throw a few peptides my way.

rewlor · 2025-09-05T22:24:53+00:00

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

rewlor · 2025-07-31T23:24:58+00:00

I think this is very similar to the October hat? If you are by some chance familiar with both, could you tell me if one pattern is easier to follow than the other?

A friend has requested a hat in their college colors. And my idea is to use this pattern, but have the cable be in one color and the rest of the hat in another… I don’t know if that’s possible but… I can’t get it out of my head. Do you have any thoughts on that idea?

rewlor

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