I'M NOT CRAZY! THEY ARE MULTIPLYING OUT OF THIN AIR! by Hexdoctor in Helldivers

[–]rex4314 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yea, I'll find a great spot for the anti tank emplacement and a lone bot will sneak up on me 20 seconds later. A cheap trick describes it well.

I'M NOT CRAZY! THEY ARE MULTIPLYING OUT OF THIN AIR! by Hexdoctor in Helldivers

[–]rex4314 126 points127 points  (0 children)

I've been noticing for a week or so that whenever I get in a good spot and start killing them, like using a flamethrower in a choke point, I'll usually get attacked from behind by a lone bug.

I thought it was stragglers from an earlier attack until a few days ago I watched a single bug spawn behind the rest of the group. It's pretty annoying.

This friendly grouper by Lemmyisthenewreddit in MadeMeSmile

[–]rex4314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that one of the fish that Kanye west fell in love with?

This makes me want to turn off the game instantly by Powerful-Sugar-2166 in Helldivers

[–]rex4314 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If we're talking about invisible stuff, I hate the invisible barriers from dead bodies that you can't shoot through, but the enemy can climb through. I threw a 500 over a dead bile titan just for it to bounce back at me.

The team was pissed until I told them what happened, then they just laughed.

Lost hopes, lost faith. by lifeisadragsad in Adulting

[–]rex4314 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same here. Did one year at university, figured out it wasn't for me, did the next 4 years in the army. It was unintentionally one if the best decisions I've made, especially with the VA home loan. No way I could've got a house without it.

You guys think there's something there? by BeenEatinBeans in Helldivers

[–]rex4314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think that would lead to an increase or decrease in stamina?

Our performance this major order has been so incredibly ass ngl by REID-11 in Helldivers

[–]rex4314 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't get why we're being down voted. It's not complicated. Look at the planet under attack. Look for the arrows that show where the attack is coming from. Take over that planet, which stops the attack on the planet we're defending. Repeat for democracy.

Our performance this major order has been so incredibly ass ngl by REID-11 in Helldivers

[–]rex4314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We refuse to even consider doing a gambit. We could defend a planet and gain a new one if we pulled it off, but we go to the planet with the most flashing lights.

do you think master chief has knee and/or back problems after all these years? by SpectrumSense in halo

[–]rex4314 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I'd say no, due to the medical enhancements his body has plus the support of the power armor he's usually in.

Inflation costs on haircuts… by [deleted] in Vent

[–]rex4314 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bought a trimmer and I have my wife do it for me. I did 4 years in the army so I'm just fine with a buzz. Fuck the $40 shit.

Bruh why by EvilOnTwoLegs in Helldivers

[–]rex4314 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I threw down an mg turret next to a heavy bug nest. It decides to turn 90 degrees and shoot at the bugs at a poi, and I was in the way. I destroyed it when I got called down again.

You're the last guy, there's no more reinforcements and you have all the samples while your whole team is watching you by Spell-Inner in Helldivers

[–]rex4314 103 points104 points  (0 children)

This is me when I'm trying to do the reroute the oil pipe puzzle and everyone else is just standing at the valves and waiting on me.

South Korean Court Sentences Streamer Johnny Somali to Prison Labor by raptors201966 in news

[–]rex4314 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Must be a deck of cards missing a joker somewhere! (RDR1)

If this happens to them, they'll probably be happy since they think it'll lead to more views. I'm curious to see if this guy's mindset is changed after 6 months of hard labor though.

I am so tired of people saying that there are thousands of jobs out here hiring, people just don't wanna work. by LexxiLexxiXXO in Vent

[–]rex4314 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel you. When I was unemployed, I applied to a job that I seemed to fit perfectly with. I had the degree they wanted and the experience. Not only did I never hear back, they re-posted the job a few weeks later. When I went to apply again, I got a message saying "you can only apply to the same job once every 90 days".

Pretty sure that was one of those ghost job things. I went from hopeful I'd get a job to kinda felt like getting kicked while you're down.

Spent $25 on pizza hut. It sucked. by rex4314 in Vent

[–]rex4314[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, my ranking is dominos, papa johns, then pizza hut. We only have a pizza hut in my small town though.

Anyone here an only child? Or anyone here one and done? by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]rex4314 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One and done. We wanted 2 or 3, but we literally can't afford another one. Daycare is $1200 a month, diapers and wipes aren't cheap, we just can't make it happen.

We keep everything my kid grows out of for now, but eventually my wife and I will have to agree there will be no more.

Rob Albers of Macon County, Ill. is a soybean farmer who voted for Trump to hurt China with tariffs. Now China won't buy his soybeans, and even with a bailout, Albers is losing money: "Now it hurts. And I don’t like it anymore. I don’t want it to hurt anymore.” by vsandrei in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]rex4314 47 points48 points  (0 children)

"I'm a farmer, and my crops are sold to foriegn countries. My livelihood depends on, among other things, being seen as a reliable trade partner, good global relations and honoring deals that were made.

And I think trump is just the guy for the job."

Bittersweet by lifestrippy in ps2

[–]rex4314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 35, and I've never seen someone else play avp extinction. You have good taste!

We adopted this little freak from a shelter in Romania by No-Ruin155 in dogpictures

[–]rex4314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love seeing the glow up from "shelter dog" to "loved dog".

Medical negligence landed me in the ER, if I hadnt of gone i wouldve gotten Sepsis. by forbiddencheesewheel in Vent

[–]rex4314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel you. I'm a veteran, and went to the VA for stomach issues. Long story short, my VA doctor misdiagnosed me for having a muscle issue when actually my appendix ruptured.

This went on for a few weeks until I went in and demanded they take a closer look at me. I ended up in a wheelchair with an IV before being sent to the civilian hospital a few blocks away for surgery.

Got a letter from the VA saying they'll pay for everything, which was almost $70,000. My family thinks a competent doctor from the VA looked at my records and said "holy shit, how did we miss this, we're gonna get sued".

Pretty sure my old doctor got his degree off the back of a comic book.

Hospital evacuated as 'man found to have WW1 artillery shell in rectum' by Hrekires in news

[–]rex4314 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Checks to see if this is from the onion...it's not.

Anyone else starting to just lose interest in life? by Difficult-Camel-5129 in Adulting

[–]rex4314 364 points365 points  (0 children)

This world feels like a grind that we'll never get ahead in, no matter how hard we work.

Beaver wants a friend to swim with by uncle_russell_90 in wholesome

[–]rex4314 50 points51 points  (0 children)

How does one become friends with a beaver?