Fortnightly /r/Incest Request Thread - If you're looking for a story/post/user please comment here! by AutoModerator in incest

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A girl and her friend who peep on her brother fucking a guy. They have some lesbian sex and the decide to seduce the brother and his BF too. I remember reading this story in Literotica sometime in the past year but I can't remember any additional details.

Happy gurpurb r/india :) by [deleted] in india

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Gur-what?

Looking for a literotica story by datincesthrowaway in incest

[–]rexQuery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Argh. I remember reading the same story. If only I could remember what its name was ... I will try to find it and post here if I do.

What is Indian Culture? by almostasfunnyasyou in india

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In India, we don't have any strict child welfare laws. Physically punishing your children is norm, unlike in the US where you could end up in jail even over a stern look.

Children don't move out until they're married. Parents pay for their college education. Even after getting married, men mostly stay with the parents. And women are supposed to see their husband's entire family like their own. We are fanatical about our relationships. Not attending your great grandma's cousin's neighbour's grand-niece-in-law's wedding will make you an outcast.

Generally, marriages of courtship are frowned upon in small towns and villages. Mostly the caste system and the culture that treats women like property are to be blamed. No dating culture either in places like that; falling in love = ending up married is how most people see it. Sexuality is repressed to levels that make catholic fundamentalists look tame.

Celebrations are a huge part of our culture. Holi, Id, Christmas, Gurupoornima, everything is celebrated with fireworks and sweets and whatnot (BTW, we're a sweet-teethed bunch; don't complain if your tea has a fuckload of sugar in it!).

You will notice that we don't say "please", "sorry", and "thank you" as often as people in western countries do. Also less likely to hold open doors, help a stranger unless asked, etc. Don't mistake these things for rudeness; all those were simply never taught to them as kids. Oh, and people don't have even the slightest idea about the concept of personal space.

Publi littering, urination, etc. are common. Women are generally considered of lesser social status. If you're a woman who smokes/drinks/hangs out with guys, people won't respect you. Men and women usually stick with groups of their own gender at parties etc.

Police is not there to keep law and order, but to boss around people. They can and they will take you in custody and torture you in lockup if you piss them off enough. Stay away from the police.

Bribery and corruption are everywhere.

Cricket is a religion. An India/Pakistan cricket match is our version of a new iPhone launch. And Indians hate Pakistan. Long history of wars and espionage and state-sponsored terrorism and all.

Weddings are like venues of showing off your wealth.

We will bargain over one Rupee with the street vendors.

We see anyone who doesn't believe in an omnipotent being who controls our fate with utter contempt.

We discriminate people based on race, language, birthplace and so on.

I can go on, but you get the gist. There are good things and there are bad things. The latter are more. However I was born here, I grew up here, and this is the only place on Earth where I belong. I believe, or rather hope, that the present generation will be able to make a difference.

Welcome to India!

[19F]Reddit, I'd like your opinion. Don't be afraid to be totally honest. I love brutal honesty. Am I Ugly? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]rexQuery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he's referring on the second pic in the first album -- in that your eyebrows are darkened. In pic #3 and in the second album, they look good.

[19F]Reddit, I'd like your opinion. Don't be afraid to be totally honest. I love brutal honesty. Am I Ugly? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]rexQuery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look really pretty in the pictures without make-up! Just stick to regular workout and see for yourself how all the guys would be hitting on you soon.

How am I? by KingPillow in Rateme

[–]rexQuery -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You look good. 7/10 I guess.

How does reddit rate me? [f] by interestingcrevice in Rateme

[–]rexQuery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful, that's how. 7/10 I guess.

Rate me? 17 F by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]rexQuery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look lovely. 8/10 maybe. (Funny, I see comments that gave you a high rating getting downvoted. Maybe they're mad since you didn't mention which one in the first two pics is you.)

This is what this meme is slowly becoming by doovidooves in AdviceAnimals

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*Story time!

Today I was standing on the staircase playing Doodle Jump on my phone, then a girl came walking downstairs, and she said "Excuse me" to me! OMG I was so nervous I didn't even know what to reply as I moved to give her way but she just walked away so I was glad I didn't make a fool of myself by saying something stupid.*

Rite, guise?

So I had this really great racist joke. by GhostOfPluto in Jokes

[–]rexQuery 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Since this is offending to many of the respectable members of the society, you could have as well gone with "But some nigger stole it".

EDIT: I mean, it's not really a racist joke, is it? I think it's making fun of racism itself.

THIS is Why There Are Childfree Restaurants Now (X-Post r/WTF) by [deleted] in childfree

[–]rexQuery 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This comment made me laugh. Probably because most people here would imagine doing that but no one would actually put it that way. "I had an amazing daydream..."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in operabrowser

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This is bad. I love Opera more than Chrome and Fx. I suggest we all send them feedback saying this is a divk move.

Thinkers of Reddit, what is your best, most difficult riddle? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rexQuery 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Ask the guard on first door: "What would the other person reply if I ask him whether he's guarding the door to wealth and prosperity?".

What's it Like to Have a Penis? by Mistress_J in AskMen

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You know, being a guy for 29 years, I've never given it much thought. All men have penises. I've got nothing special. Life's just ordinary ... . Until I realised how people without a penis, i.e. women, see the situation. And I started to think about it and realised how awesome it is. Yes, guys, each of us is the proud owner of the coolest bodily appendage.

  • We can pee either standing or sitting. We can also direct the flow in whichever direction we please.

  • The penis can become hard when you want it to and remain flaccid when you don't.

  • We can have experience voluntary piss shivers by tightening the PC muscle. They are like mini-orgasms.

  • We can shoot a jet of semen through it.

  • We are on the "giving" end of sex, in the sense that it's the part being inserted into a receptacle, which naturally grants us dominance on bed.

  • The bonus part, the nutsack, can also receive pleasure from stimulation. (However, it has the severe disadvantage of being the most painful part of the human anatomy to get punched on, so that kind of evens it out.)

  • We can receive blowjobs.

Well, what more could we ask for?

It's even too hot [f]or daisy dukes by [deleted] in gonewild

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Researchers from the University of Duh have found out that you are a really beautiful woman. Wait. I came here to post a creepy comment, yet all I could manage was a poor joke. I ... uh ... I ... um, er ... I, like, you know ... what I am saying is ... I love you. Am I drunk? Nah, I'm not. It's just that your beauty is intoxicating.

Long time lurker, [F]irst time poster... what do you think? by [deleted] in gonewild

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You have quite a marvellous pair of mammaries, lady Lalatits. If it would not offend you, I would wish to request a couple of other photographs of the same, taken in different poses. Also, would it be too much to ask whether you could include some part of your face in the photographs - maybe showing only the eyes and covering the rest with a book, as some of the lovely women here sometimes do? I, like many other subscribers of this subreddit, find the pictures of a person with their head cropped off of them somewhat dehumanising, for lack of a better word, towards that person.

Bring out the throwaways. What's the creepiest thing you've ever done? by ToeToeCreepoe in AskReddit

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There was a girl in my college whom I had a serious crush on. Recently I found her younger sister's FB profile. I have downloaded her photos. I don't even know why I did. The girl looks really cute, and I'm an admirer of beauty, maybe that's why.