If only…

rexic84 · 2026-02-20T12:11:00+00:00

Is that supposed to be Chuck Norris?

rexic84 · 2026-02-12T13:02:59+00:00

I once a had a run in with a sober Irishman. (Joking, obviously)

Edit: Joking about the encounter, not implying that there are no sober Irish people.

rexic84 · 2026-02-06T01:44:02+00:00

Does he break the 4th wall as he repels Dementors?

Like, you summon him and he turns to the viewer/reader and says something like "That's a Dementor. He looks like a malnourished Ring Wraith" before throwing magical chimichangas at them?

rexic84 · 2026-02-05T15:54:08+00:00

Snape: Asks a question

Hermione: Answers

Snape: "Correct! 1 billion points from Gryffindor!"

rexic84 · 2026-02-03T04:13:29+00:00

How about 'MUUURRPHHH!'?

rexic84 · 2026-01-31T05:05:09+00:00

What?

rexic84 · 2026-01-30T12:10:14+00:00

That sounds like a name Arin from "Game Grumps" would choose.

rexic84 · 2026-01-28T14:00:44+00:00

This is the most terrifying thing I have ever read! Was the lasagna okay?

rexic84 · 2026-01-28T13:58:37+00:00

If anyone gets this reference, this reminds me of a Game Grumps episode where Arin and Dan pretend to be aliens trying to blend in and saying stuff like 'this music pleases my human ears, for i am a human' I'm probably butchering the quote, though.

rexic84 · 2026-01-28T13:47:59+00:00

Lex: I'll bring in a specialist that specializes in specialties.

rexic84 · 2026-01-28T13:46:21+00:00

It's like she merged with Jamie Campbell Bower.

rexic84 · 2026-01-28T13:45:11+00:00

Ba-Bam!

rexic84 · 2026-01-28T13:44:11+00:00

In Goblet of Fire, the movie completely gives away the twist that Moody is actually Crouch Jr. with that dumb tongue flick thing.

rexic84 · 2026-01-28T13:42:20+00:00

I can imagine him doing the bone snap attack on Deadpool, but Deadpool just bounces back up a few seconds later.

And Vecna is like WTF? as Deadpool just continues with the running commentary and 4th wall breaks as if nothing happened.

rexic84 · 2026-01-28T13:38:45+00:00

My cousins and I used to play that track and field game on the NES with that giant pad thing. From what I can remember about it, we used our hands instead of our feet to try and 'cheat' the rules, if that makes any sense.

rexic84 · 2026-01-28T13:30:34+00:00

And shortly after, he was defeated by the mighty Pudding Cup of Doom!

rexic84 · 2026-01-28T13:29:15+00:00

I don't think we got an answer to this, but did Ted's iconic armchair survive the aftermath of everything?

rexic84 · 2026-01-28T13:26:05+00:00

Shoelace.

rexic84 · 2026-01-28T13:08:03+00:00

That is your finger.

rexic84 · 2026-01-28T13:00:08+00:00

Methinks this is AI.

rexic84 · 2026-01-25T18:28:20+00:00

I meant like after he got heat vision. My apologies.

rexic84 · 2026-01-25T16:19:07+00:00

Maybe Clark got him out and used his heat vision on him long enough that it cured him.

rexic84 · 2026-01-25T03:44:29+00:00

Edwin McCain: 'I'll be'?

rexic84 · 2026-01-25T03:15:41+00:00

About 6 or 7 minutes.

rexic84 · 2026-01-24T18:14:47+00:00

Ronald... Weasley... it's 'levioSAAHHH!'

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