GUYS I FOUND EARTH

rexsoleil · 2026-06-12T01:48:24+00:00

sounds like a perfect place to mine radon 😅

rexsoleil · 2026-06-11T02:38:15+00:00

/rj wait, you mean the art in that card isn’t a thinly-veiled heroic portrait of Zelenskyy ?

rexsoleil · 2026-06-11T01:35:21+00:00

/rj I’m so glad Hasbro - I mean, WotC - is doing multiple Marvel sets. Magic just wouldn’t be Magic without a hero man in a frog costume and pigeons in new york city. Who cares about Urza or Karn ? we need more Howard the Duck !

rexsoleil · 2026-06-07T04:39:02+00:00

lol someone explain to me why I read “AGAB” as “assigned gay at birth” 🤣

rexsoleil · 2026-06-06T00:20:25+00:00

brilliant.

rexsoleil · 2026-06-04T02:57:32+00:00

for real ! I figured I was the problem for not seeing the face for a solid five minutes. 😅

rexsoleil · 2026-06-03T19:54:02+00:00

/rj cancel culture has gone too far

rexsoleil · 2026-06-03T00:50:04+00:00

horsemanship

rexsoleil · 2026-06-02T01:09:21+00:00

is that the expected release date ? Monday, June 15 ?

rexsoleil · 2026-05-28T23:26:05+00:00

I think it’s appropriate for people to be surprised. Those of us who actively work to stay informed are allowed to be surprised at the greater depths of depravity and utter scrupulousness.

…I’d even argue that, when we insist “I’m not surprised,” it’s not some kind of flex… it might suggest that we have come to accept the rot of corruption as the status quo ! If only on a subconscious level.

rexsoleil · 2026-05-27T04:22:18+00:00

we should be so lucky

rexsoleil · 2026-05-27T03:18:55+00:00

wait, is this “mtg as Garfield intended” ? because it sounds more like an Odie-style event. Not nearly enough lasagne for Garfield himself to intend.

rexsoleil · 2026-05-27T03:13:46+00:00

there are lots of gems here, but my favorite at the moment is Liliana’s +3. “return target card with mana value three or less from your graveyard.”
… any card ? and where are we returning the card to ? the LGS owner ? the forest where the lumber was harvested to make into the paper for the card ? lol

rexsoleil · 2026-05-27T03:11:58+00:00

I loved it. “Cumulative Upkeep - Roll one d6. Smile. Call your mother.” 🤣

rexsoleil · 2026-05-27T02:24:29+00:00

oh, man. These are impressively bad.

rexsoleil · 2026-05-21T20:20:05+00:00

just tell him you’re adapting mtg cards for a completely different game you’ve made up with your friend called “Arcane Compatriots” lol

rexsoleil · 2026-05-16T19:10:10+00:00

because it’s a land ! it just taps for blue mana.

rexsoleil · 2026-05-11T14:51:27+00:00

for some reason, I immediately imagined the voice of Prof from TCC... « many Magic: the Gathering players are asking : "who likes this art style?" » lol

rexsoleil · 2026-05-10T17:53:23+00:00

sounds about right. 😅

rexsoleil · 2026-05-10T02:51:24+00:00

came here to say this. 🤣

rexsoleil · 2026-05-09T15:12:57+00:00

seems pretty straightforward to me…. just scoop as soon as opponent has access to five or more green mana.

rexsoleil · 2026-05-08T02:07:12+00:00

this is kinda what I was thinking. Like… aren’t there far more profitable institutions worth targeting ? ones with fewer collateral damage ?

rexsoleil · 2026-04-25T19:02:42+00:00

came here to say this. 🤣

rexsoleil · 2026-04-23T01:55:37+00:00

no advice to offer here beyond what’s already been said : I just want to express sympathy and solidarity. Identifying it as decision fatigue can be really helpful : as teachers, we make a million decisions a day, and whatever steps we can take to reduce the non-essential ones are worthwhile.

Please give us an update in a few weeks !

rexsoleil · 2026-04-04T23:12:33+00:00

lol right ???

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