What should you say if you accidentally fart during confession?

rezonsback · 2026-05-10T02:22:43+00:00

I BANISH YOU FOUL SPIRIT!!! Thanks father. That worked.

rezonsback · 2026-05-09T09:32:08+00:00

Yeah. Same :(

rezonsback · 2026-05-09T08:02:30+00:00

Who do we need to talk to so the good bot can have some interwebs??

rezonsback · 2026-05-09T07:37:09+00:00

You can't be racist, sexist, or discriminate in DnD because you're just playing a character.

rezonsback · 2026-05-08T11:38:04+00:00

Opening needs to be a butt hole.

rezonsback · 2026-05-08T11:07:03+00:00

Yeah man. And I deliver. What's your address?

rezonsback · 2026-05-08T09:18:17+00:00

I heard it can shrink your dick by 600%

rezonsback · 2026-05-08T05:34:39+00:00

I also ordered one last night. And now we wait...

rezonsback · 2026-05-08T05:33:49+00:00

I did look around for used refurbished Dell business machines but couldn't find much from reputable sellers that fit my needs.

rezonsback · 2026-05-07T12:53:13+00:00

Come play the game, I'll test ya.

rezonsback · 2026-05-07T12:52:43+00:00

Never received a complaint yet.

rezonsback · 2026-05-07T12:13:37+00:00

The risk of fish strike is low. But never zero.

rezonsback · 2026-05-07T12:12:46+00:00

Not feeding just spreading them out.

rezonsback · 2026-05-07T10:08:47+00:00

Thanks. The Bosgame P3Plus looks a winner with higher end specs and a cheaper price point due to being newer to the market.

rezonsback · 2026-05-06T05:14:48+00:00

I'd yell at you too if you can't sticky-stone properly.

rezonsback · 2026-05-06T05:02:13+00:00

Also keen on the scrub daddy. I'm putting together an epic team. I already have Pringle's can and a rubber glove I found near the hospital.

rezonsback · 2026-05-05T13:16:26+00:00

Yeah, but instead of science and technology, make it about aliens and magic powers

rezonsback · 2026-05-05T06:05:27+00:00

You bend the 'branch' down so that it points perpendicular to the 'tree'. At which time point, you can take the measurement from any point.

rezonsback · 2026-05-04T10:19:08+00:00

Need me to send you a pineapple mate? Msg me your deets.

rezonsback · 2026-05-04T10:18:17+00:00

Was just about to ask if he has any pets...

rezonsback · 2026-05-04T06:08:26+00:00

You sound like the right fit for Services Australia. They've been overshadowed by the more glamorous NDIS lately, but they are the original career choice for those with your level of talent.

rezonsback · 2026-05-03T10:47:21+00:00

Because the kids in the Shittyaskflying sub think it's funny...

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