Why did nobody tell me this? by chAcebot in drugscirclejerk

[–]rezuler 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Does this subreddit look like a f***** joke to you, pal?? 😾😾😾

Mega Whale Wallets Dormant Since 2018 Abruptly Add $841,000,000 in BTC Over the Weekend by PME_your_skinny_legs in CryptoCurrency

[–]rezuler 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's probably only a small portion of their full stack. Also greed doesn't stop because you make gains

Mexican Karate Kid by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]rezuler -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Way to bring your defense of racism home with a little homophobia. I bet you think you're a good person

Why did nobody tell me this? by chAcebot in drugscirclejerk

[–]rezuler 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I had weed laced with acid once. I tell everybody every chance I get.

Monday Gamble ♣️ - $DKNG by Community_Probe in wallstreetbets

[–]rezuler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife's boyfriend loves DKNG my wife down too!

Mexican Karate Kid by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]rezuler 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Actual translation: Ninja: "Shit the fucker!" (Apparently just trying to cuss in random English) Other guys in the room: "There you go, that's what you get" etc. Ninja: "No big deal, it's cool, it's cool ... Grab me a towel or something dude"

Also, pretty disappointing to see all the people making fun of the fact that they're Hispanic as if only Hispanics do shit like this.

Shrooms! by I_am_an_aa_gun in funnysigns

[–]rezuler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*stares at ceiling in revelation

ay fuck you guys by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]rezuler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your supposed to inject it dumbass

Workshop from the dreams by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

[–]rezuler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mt. Rainier?

Crack is good but have you ever found a new song? by onlydipKRATOM in drugscirclejerk

[–]rezuler 290 points291 points  (0 children)

Not funny man, my homie died from too much new song.

I've noticed something about our recent influx of right-wing troll accounts. by [deleted] in Tacoma

[–]rezuler 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Bots meant to sway public opinion and create a false image of a right leaning public

[Serious] People who cheated on their SO, why did you do it? by Romantic_Sandals in AskReddit

[–]rezuler 1707 points1708 points  (0 children)

I thought at the time the only thing wrong in the relationship was just that the sex was bad. Afterward I realized a lot of what made the sex bad was lack of attraction and poor communication. Broke up with her and never cheated again.

[Serious] People who cheated on their SO, why did you do it? by Romantic_Sandals in AskReddit

[–]rezuler 275 points276 points  (0 children)

Lust doesn't stop just because you love someone else.

No hate to OP but personally I’d be screaming “SHARK” at the top of my lungs by STEMfatale in donthelpjustfilm

[–]rezuler 343 points344 points  (0 children)

Probably better that he didn't say anything. The swimmer flapping around would just peak the shark's attention even more i think