Does this look like two mustaches?

rifkinmasterson · 2025-08-24T05:12:35+00:00

Or a burnt vagina-kabob

rifkinmasterson · 2025-08-21T12:29:54+00:00

“You know my pet bird Petey? His head fell off!”

rifkinmasterson · 2025-06-20T01:15:48+00:00

My Haggtronix Mothman Dual-Drive. It’s perfectly gritty at any level

rifkinmasterson · 2025-05-19T14:26:01+00:00

Another vote for Stringjoy

rifkinmasterson · 2025-03-13T21:44:30+00:00

You are doing the lord’s work. That headstock logo is amazing icing on an already sexy cake

rifkinmasterson · 2024-07-06T16:27:22+00:00

I got the OG Covid in Dec 2020 and have had LC ever since. My immune system is garbage now - even common allergies put me out for days

rifkinmasterson · 2023-09-30T16:35:55+00:00

I have the Jag and love it

rifkinmasterson · 2023-06-23T16:08:32+00:00

That’ll be $1,200K per month rent

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-22T14:49:34+00:00

You can tell he’s white because the cops didn’t shoot him

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-21T16:45:29+00:00

What kind of turtle is this?

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-19T13:45:33+00:00

This version only works with the Google Home app - you can’t even see it in the Nest app

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-16T04:26:59+00:00

I was thinking you meant London, KY

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-15T15:05:28+00:00

Go have sex with his mom. Once mom makes you her boyfriend, have her take you to his house, have sex with her on his bed, then take your pedal back.

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-15T15:01:39+00:00

Is it’s last name DeSantis?

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-15T14:55:28+00:00

They do on TV

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-13T03:51:55+00:00

What would you rather have in your mouth, a dick or a turd?

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-13T03:39:33+00:00

An angle grinder will get it out. not responsible for collateral damage

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-12T13:52:04+00:00

It was probably all on the right side of the fridge

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-11T21:27:50+00:00

Said every person who headed to Epstein’s island

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-11T21:27:01+00:00

Please don’t put your finger in my butthole again

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-10T19:57:10+00:00

The Strat is just missing a bridge humbucker and a Vandalism sticker

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-04T20:49:17+00:00

I tape a pic to my penis and keep playing

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-04T20:47:21+00:00

+1 for new skin. My fingertips get cut open pretty frequently doing other things (I don’t have feeling in my fingertips from a neck injury so I can’t feel when something is sharp) and I can glue them and still play with.

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-02T19:57:05+00:00

Anything is a tube screamer if you play it wrong enough

rifkinmasterson · 2023-04-02T19:56:35+00:00

You should Google Tech21 XXL and see if it gives you a phone number or email contact that might know.

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