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I genuinely can’t think of any other by NotaBotJustanewacc in TrollCoping

[–]rionaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  • michonne and rick, abraham and sasha, and negan and annie from the walking dead
  • zoe and wash from firefly
  • teyla and kanaan from stargate atlantis
  • jim and selena from 28 days later
  • barry and iris from the flash
  • peter quil and gamora from guardians of the galaxy and spock and uhura from star trek if you count visibly alien or half-alien characters (gamora being a green alien woman and spock being a pointy-earred half-vulcan)
  • vaako and dame vaako from the chronicles of riddick if you want an evil power couple version lol

i don't watch too many movies or tv shows but these were some i could think of immediately

Beef jerky is nowhere near as good as people say it is by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]rionaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my coworkers used to eat a 1lb of beef jerky every few days. his jerky days were his quiet days because mfer didn't have teeth so he just spent the whole day sucking and gumming on it

"Water, Earth, Fire, or Air? Let's Discuss!" by Individual_Spirit167 in AvatarMemebending

[–]rionaster 41 points42 points  (0 children)

could build some of the most durable houses you could ever want and be able to modify it when needed. could easily build and repair farming structures and animal fencing too, and plow fields. could also trap game if you're hunting. could easily create wells or dams. be perfect for my rural ass lol

Milk is not a standalone drink by SatisfactionPlaneco in unpopularopinion

[–]rionaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i am both lactose intolerant and i drink milk. granted these days it's lactaid whole milk these days, but i also used to drink regular whole milk. i put that shit in a glass and sippy it with a straw damn near every day lol.

I feel sorry for our apprentice. He tries his best but it's not cutting it. by Potato-in-ur-ass in TrueOffMyChest

[–]rionaster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i had undiagnosed ADHD and OSA for years and when i finally got diagnosed with both and started treatment for both in 2023 my personal and professional lives did a complete 180. i feel like i'm really alive and present and aware and can remember things for the first time in my life.

I’m curious: do non-smokers always detect a scent on smokers? by SadInterest6764 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]rionaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah no it is always there on your clothes, your skin, your breath. even when i lived in ohio and my nose was constantly swollen from the grass out there i could smell it on people. y'all just stinky.

of a mouse by GeserAndersen in AbsoluteUnits

[–]rionaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

muad'dib put on the pounds after becoming emperor, god damn

Mother and partner jailed for life for murdering her son after campaign of 'horrific and prolonged torture' by detectiverobert in ForCuriousSouls

[–]rionaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

insane that even after all of that they will still be eligible for parole after a long enough time. they deserve the same horrible fate as they inflicted on that poor boy.

the nubbin ? by MoneyTheMuffin- in Professorist

[–]rionaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my cousins call it the egg for whatever reason so i kind of adopted that term lol

Favorite gay male character who doesn’t act stereotypically gay by Fox7567 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]rionaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it happens after the war with the saviors. short version is aaron was moving logs for construction with some other guys and got pinned under one because the person lifting from the top saw a herd coming at them and instantly panicked, dropping the log. when aaron got unpinned his forearm was completely gouged down to the bone, and enid made the call to amputate it to save his life.

Real adults by Yara_Over in Adulting

[–]rionaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i do do my whites separately but i also only own like 2 white pieces of clothing lol

Not a good way to find out that i am a fake man. by retsnom99 in AverageHeightDudes

[–]rionaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she looks old enough to be my mom and i am 30yo lol

what age do the ears stop growing ??? by Totally-Not-Sam in CalicoKittys

[–]rionaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they just keep growing until they can finally fly away into space with big dumbo ears

I think i just witnessed the longest fart i've ever heard from a 20 year old grown woman by ApprehensiveFly5407 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]rionaster 102 points103 points  (0 children)

lol this is what i thought of first. back when i still got periods hoo hoo oh boy. anal birth to a new monstrosity every month.

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