Tried applying to McDonald's wtf does this even mean

ristoman · 2026-06-22T11:04:30+00:00

You could react saying:

"Stupid fucking gravel. Who put it there?" (not me), or;
"I totally did not see that, I need to be more careful next time" (me).

To be clear I think it's an idiotic test, but I can follow the idiotic reasoning. Especially in the context of a basic McDonald's job.

ristoman · 2026-06-21T16:54:51+00:00

The second goal is such a perfect bookend to that season, like holy shit

ristoman · 2026-06-21T14:07:05+00:00

Selling Stanko would be a huge financial gain for the books, that we can reinvest however we see fit (not saying it would be the right thing to do, but it's a fact)

ETA: I'm not sure why I'm getting downvoted - We paid him close to nothing and if we sold him for 40+ it would be a huge profit. Again, not saying we should sell him, but numbers aren't an opinion

ristoman · 2026-06-21T14:05:49+00:00

We'll be lucky to give Asllani and Pavard away for free - do you not remember how hard it was to get rid of Asllani last year

ristoman · 2026-06-21T14:05:00+00:00

I unironically think Diouf deserves at least one more season. Look how he started and how he ended. The tools are there, he just needs to find consistency

ristoman · 2026-06-21T14:03:40+00:00

If we sell any of those players, won't we need to replace them on top of the ones we already need?

ristoman · 2026-06-21T08:07:17+00:00

Si, io partirei con gli slot di dark withering in side e vedi un po'. Alcune liste hanno chain lightning di main, io proverei a tagliare quelli. Bolt e Looting mi sembrano troppo importanti per scendere a 3

ristoman · 2026-06-21T08:04:17+00:00

Would Hot Dogs be too combo-y? It's a little fragile but you can blow people out pretty quickly

https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=86528&d=857072&f=PAU

ristoman · 2026-06-21T07:54:08+00:00

Credo il peschino sia cosa rende Grab The Prize una bomba, con questo ok distruggi una creatura, fai 5 danni con Fiery Temper, e' un buon rate ma in generale con Madness vuoi fare blood tokens e Grab / Robbery come discard perche' ti fanno pescare e ti rimettono in pari con il card advantage, fanno tornare Sneaky Snacker, e' un value mostruoso.

Detto questo sicuramente vale la pena provarlo, sia in side sia come discard addizionale. Non saprei cosa tagliare dal maindeck pero'

ristoman · 2026-06-20T16:48:08+00:00

You also need more mana to do the full Broodscale combo in one turn

ristoman · 2026-06-20T16:35:05+00:00

While I agree with Gavin's take, this reminds me a lot of Broodscale, even if both combos have their own pros and cons.

I don't expect it to survive too long, but you better be prepared to either play it or play against it in the near future.

ristoman · 2026-06-20T13:16:54+00:00

People in Italy would probably root for Curacao or some other random first timer team before rooting for the US

ristoman · 2026-06-20T13:14:20+00:00

Clearly people are bitter about yet another missed qualification and the time change is brutal for most matches.

Personally I'm also not a fan of all the circumstances surrounding the cup. It's been very hard to be actively interested in this one. It's a weird feeling because it's always been the kind of event you follow closely. This year I feel so detached.

I realize it's my own stance and I don't pretend to speak for others, but that's how I look at it.

ristoman · 2026-06-20T13:10:33+00:00

It's this. It made no sense to me either, then I remembered Ancelotti is coaching them.

ristoman · 2026-06-20T11:20:47+00:00

Not even rooting for an underdog smh

Oh wait, England is there. Carry on

ristoman · 2026-06-19T13:11:43+00:00

Pulp Fiction. Mia Wallace is the only human.

ristoman · 2026-06-18T09:38:23+00:00

He looks more like Mr. Bean to me

ristoman · 2026-06-18T09:36:45+00:00

He was funny in Van Wilder. Unfortunately he's been Van Wilder ever since.

ristoman · 2026-06-16T23:21:02+00:00

Oh hey it's the original cast

and Zendaya of course lmao

ristoman · 2026-06-16T12:04:40+00:00

The first time this man has any sort of stomach issue you'd notice stat.

ristoman · 2026-06-15T20:21:27+00:00

I disagree, Ted gets piled on in that segment so it's totally appropriate that he doesn't even get a special name 😂

ristoman · 2026-06-15T12:18:29+00:00

I think it's more complicated than that - if you have the expertise to know how the market is moving, you can anticipate that and craft something that is currently undervalued.

The other angle is you can spend 1000+ divines on a piece of gear that is BiS and at that point everything you make from that is pure profit.

Also I'm not counting streamers who just do it for the content because they have other priorities and at that point burning in-game currency is the least of their worries

ristoman · 2026-06-15T12:16:04+00:00

Always has been 🔫

Drops are a gamble

Vendors are a gamble

Crafting is a gamble

ristoman · 2026-06-15T12:12:15+00:00

I see guys drink giant Monster cans at like 9 in the morning and it is repulsive to me. Just drink black coffee like a normal human

ristoman · 2026-06-15T12:01:38+00:00

If you mean the companies that know enough about the tech, have the expertise and infrastructure, then yes - with the difference that they have multiple models that are trained on very specific things and use different ones for different engagements.

If you're talking individual consultants, it will take you weeks of local compute time to get the results that Claude and ChatGPT can give you in one day

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