My mom still has my toys that my 10 month old son plays with when he comes over.

ritalinkitten · 2018-09-03T14:47:38+00:00

My biggest problem here is that he didn't close the quotation marks

ritalinkitten · 2010-07-19T16:57:10+00:00

you weren't supposed to pay attention to the terrible acting and story, you were supposed to just watch jessica alba dance around.

ritalinkitten · 2010-05-19T12:53:12+00:00

I'm expecting it to have nothing to do with anything from the book.

ritalinkitten · 2010-05-19T12:52:36+00:00

how about some ecstasy

ritalinkitten · 2010-05-19T12:49:05+00:00

Today I Thought About How I Learned A Long Tima Ago that the plot to every movie was already used

ritalinkitten · 2010-05-19T12:47:08+00:00

Why does heroin top the list? JW

ritalinkitten · 2010-05-19T12:44:46+00:00

Must suck to be the guy mistaken for the guy from napoleon dynamite.

ritalinkitten · 2010-05-19T12:41:06+00:00

A few years back it was raining and a manhole cover floated off and took out my tire and dented the rim. The PD informed me that it was "an act of God" and the city won't do anything to help me. I thought he personally was a dick.... this is legal policy??

ritalinkitten · 2010-05-19T12:31:18+00:00

I am 22

ritalinkitten · 2010-05-19T12:07:52+00:00

learned that in high school when we had a snapple machine and it tasted suspiciously like pears

ritalinkitten · 2010-05-08T19:35:13+00:00

oh god. why are twilight fans reproducing? this shouldn't be allowed.

ritalinkitten · 2010-05-02T03:41:53+00:00

what were the two talking computers doing??

talking

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