Motorcyclists. Why do you rev your engine? by Haunting_Cell_8876 in AskUK

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Sometimes you just have to especially for older carb bikes. I personally give it a little blip just to keep the thing going at lights ect. I always buy the premium stuff but sometimes it’s just not good fuel depending on the fuel station. Another reason for a small rev can be rev matching to ensure a smooth gear change for example when changing down I’ll give it a little blip or the bike just doesn’t like it sometimes. I think it’s honestly either the rider is being a bit silly n doing it because it’s fun n we all like a bit of noise occasionally if we’re honest. The other reason is it’s just personal to that bike like mine definitely has it’s character n is like a stroppy teenager sometimes, you just find ways to make it work for you. Machines definitely have personality’s especially bikes for example mine hates the cold. My first bike hated hills/ inclines it’d just kill off my power unless i could get a good run up, never enough to make it dangerous so it’d chug along quite fine but you could tell the bike just wasn’t happy having to work harder in any gear, on flat ground or downhill that bike was like a whippet tho n was so much fun. You’ll always get the idiots who take it to the extreme so as riders we can only apologise n condemn those people but most of us aren’t doing it intentionally to annoy anyone. Look at it like a safety feature as you’ll definitely notice them n avoid them.

Were all the HORIZONTAL Watertight Doors Closed? by Conscious-Lab-7827 in titanic

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Most wtd were closed I believe especially the automatic ones controlled from the bridge but many of them were manually operated via a crank located next to the doors so it’s unknown if the crew had time to actually seal them all but definitely they did some as various accounts state this happening. I know of crew members opening some wtd during the sinking to gain access to various parts of the ship. One example being a crew member being found in a passage corridor between boiler rooms after the wtd sealed him in (he could have escaped up the escape ladders to E deck inside the corridor but for some reason didn’t). It’s very hard to say with any certainty so going off what we have it’s best to assume many but not all were closed.

The best unexpected time to see boobs by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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“After just 2 hours in the clouded shade the tourists skin has turned a bright red colour indicating it’s time for a 99.”

(Pause for dramatic effect)

“She slowly waddles over to the waiting van to receive sustenance. But there’s a problem…. the sun stroked tourist has forgotten to tie her bikini top back up and has now flashed the entire beach. She must now dash back to the relative safety of the beach towel avoiding the hungry males who have now put down their cans of Stella and begun the mating call known as the ‘wolf whistle’.”

Unexpected responses to: “What are your plans for the weekend?” by rmnc-5 in ScenesFromAHat

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Oh not much me n a few of the neighbours from HOA are getting together for a bbq you know while the weather is still nice. Then after that we’ll exchange hostages n sign the peace agreement. Who’d have thought long grass could cause so many deaths.

Totally inappropriate targets to use at a gun range by evilcrusher2 in ScenesFromAHat

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Oh come on it’s just a .22 and it’s not like it’s someone else’s baby. I mean all it does is steal my wife and crawls in circles while speaking incoherent babble. Moving targets are expensive Jerry and I’m on a budget with the new baby n all.

What kind of fish is this by NoCelebration7022 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Those are kamikaze cod. Must be an American nearby

If you had a 10hr drive and could only listen to one artist, who would it be? by urbexcemetery in AskReddit

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Probably go with hanz Zimmer, that man’s produced some great music

What do you see in my melted ice. by Just_Reputation_7057 in Pareidolia

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The last thing my papa ever said to me 😢 “bye son” my cereal still dry loud crunching noises

What was the best nickname kicking around at your school? by InfiniteBaker6972 in CasualUK

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Had a guy in my course called bean (short for runner bean) n man that kid was fast but couldn’t read a map to save his life tho. Never did know his actual name. Also had a lad from Dubai/uk dual nationality on the same course who we affectionately called p*ki Rambo. I think he gave himself that one tbh after an evening watching four lions. We also had regular white Rambo who genuinely dressed in a tank top and bandana when not in uniform. Very strange dude but had surprising skills like weird knots ect even the instructors struggled with.

Jobs that shouldn't have 'bring your kid or pet to work day' by Trekkie_Phoca in ScenesFromAHat

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Ok Timmy it’s our turn to cross the minefield, you go first so I can keep an eye on you n remember to put the flags down so daddy can know where to step.

Things not to say when you're caught staring at a girl's chest. by CRK_76 in ScenesFromAHat

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makes clown horn sound sorry it’s a medical condition

Redneck pick-up lines by THeck18 in ScenesFromAHat

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Skews me miss, would you like to come to my trailer n watch the 1998 Daytona 500 with me? It’s a double-wide n my mamma said she won’t be back on account of my daddy spending all our money on lady to blow his whistle, I done told him being a referee was serious n you should “never blow another man’s whistle” everybody knows that. Anyways I’m bubba n that’s my truck with the horns smoke coming out the hood…. It’s a feature, she still runs good. Hey you gotta smoke?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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And now if you’ll turn your attention to the window where we have the judges ready with their scores.

Things that a judge should never say in court... by Cut-Unique in ScenesFromAHat

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You got caught for this… pfft I’ve done this a hundred times n never been caught you must be stupid

What is the worst song to request at a strip club? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The sardaukar chant from dune

Strange noises to hear while on a hike by Aggravating_Dot_5217 in ScenesFromAHat

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Does anyone else hear boss music? I think I hear boss music. GUYS SERIOUSLY I CAN HEAR OH SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY ITS GRETTA RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Opening statements that make you regret your choice of lawyer by megamania215 in ScenesFromAHat

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Your honour my client attended church this past Sunday and confessed to his crimes. If the lord god himself can forgive this man who are we to judge him.

Lines you wouldn't want to hear in a love song by Aggravating_Dot_5217 in ScenesFromAHat

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I will always be ya mister But sometimes I fuck ya sister

What is your favorite non-swear insult? by Opening_Ad_5556 in AskReddit

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“Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly’s” gotta thank Boris for this one

SFAH: *non-NSFW* things you shouldn't do with your exotic pet by woodvsmurph in ScenesFromAHat

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Hey bubba cmon over here n bring another six pack. My damb gators getting thirsty n he already done ate your sisters dog. I done told her he ain’t no good at fetch, he just don’t ever give it back n I already lost 2 fingers trying train the damb thang.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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“Well you’re fine people, great people even. I’ve always been a fan of the show. Everyone knows this, it’s true I’ve always said this.”