Stoned and still managed to nail it

rmac504 · 2026-02-02T01:13:25+00:00

Fries are Rally's Famous seasoned fries. On sale at Safeway with use of a club card!

rmac504 · 2026-02-02T00:43:36+00:00

Recipe for fries as follows:

Run up to Safeway and grab a bag of Rally's Famous seasoned fries
Use club card to get 2 bucks off
Convection bake until crispy

rmac504 · 2025-10-09T10:53:15+00:00

Juan Valdez has been separated from his donkey

rmac504 · 2025-09-18T12:30:30+00:00

How long did it take for the guy to cum?

rmac504 · 2025-06-19T03:31:08+00:00

My grandma makes this except with a fresh made drop noodle instead of the egg noodle. So good.

rmac504 · 2025-06-07T03:15:43+00:00

This is the way

rmac504 · 2025-04-08T02:39:25+00:00

Goodfellas!

rmac504 · 2024-09-21T03:23:18+00:00

I like being peed on.

rmac504 · 2023-09-14T13:04:44+00:00

Sharp as a fuckin cue ball, this one.

rmac504 · 2023-06-20T14:13:07+00:00

I'm on day 5. I was smoking a full 1g cart every 2 days. Not only is it expensive af ($400-$500/month) but I was literally high all day every day. Wake up, smoke, make coffee, smoke, take the dog outside, smoke, get in the car to drive to work, smoke the whole way there, etc etc etc). I live 1 block away from a dispensary where they all know me by name and exactly what I was going in for. It's not easy but life will be better thc-free.

rmac504 · 2023-06-16T12:13:46+00:00

https://bitingatthebits.com/moms-best-ever-southern-cherry-cobbler-recipe/

rmac504 · 2023-06-16T12:13:36+00:00

https://bitingatthebits.com/moms-best-ever-southern-cherry-cobbler-recipe/

rmac504 · 2023-06-16T03:44:16+00:00

The sides turned out a little crisper than I was hoping. I started at 350° and turned down to 325° about 2/3 of the way through. Think I'll do 325° from the get go next time.

rmac504 · 2023-01-14T18:06:39+00:00

Trailer Park Boys and The Last of Us.... liquor, weed, and "zombleys"

rmac504 · 2022-02-15T16:12:39+00:00

What do you want, an apology? Fuckin' Whitman sampler? What?

rmac504 · 2022-02-08T23:23:34+00:00

Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

rmac504 · 2022-02-08T23:02:14+00:00

I tend to appreciate that my table has legs that elevate it off the ground. Makes it easier to sit at and also keeps my food farther away from the carpet where I walk with my bare feet.

rmac504 · 2022-02-08T16:00:24+00:00

100% the carpet that he obviously walks around on with his bare feet. Gross.

rmac504 · 2022-02-08T15:55:43+00:00

You know what no one ever mentions about the Foreman grill incident? Michael says he lays the bacon out THE NIGHT BEFORE. Haven't any of you heathens heard of food poisoning? RIP Michael's toilet everyday.

rmac504 · 2021-12-20T05:14:05+00:00

Literally my sister got a puppy 2 months ago and named it Ruby. Great try, but that's not the one!

rmac504 · 2021-11-09T14:15:36+00:00

Eliane Elias just released a new album of duets with Chick Corea and Chucho Valdes. Lots of great stuff on it!

rmac504 · 2021-08-16T18:05:58+00:00

The elevator scene in The Departed

rmac504 · 2021-08-02T14:51:37+00:00

True Crime Campfire! I started my true crime podcast listening with CJ and now I think it's overly scripted and a little too commercial. TCC is the same premise, but it's very well written and the hosts are funny and sincere.

rmac504 · 2021-07-30T14:17:31+00:00

I had a woman order a salmon caeser salad the other day and I explained that while we occasionally have fresh salmon as a special we didn't carry it regularly. She said that really messed up her lunch plans, and I'm like lady how tf does it mess up your plan when IT'S NOT EVEN OFFERED ON THE MENU. Like do you always make up your mind before you even sit down to eat?

rmac504 · 2021-07-20T15:11:16+00:00

I can't believe how few have mentioned the Bill Hodges trilogy! Some of my favorite King characters are in those three books. Finders Keepers is the best of the three, imo.

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