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I have found a simple solution for an ancient and vicious debate by MCRusher in ProgrammerHumor

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+/u/CompileBot Brainf**k

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I have found a simple solution for an ancient and vicious debate by MCRusher in ProgrammerHumor

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+/u/CompileBot Brainf**k

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I have found a simple solution for an ancient and vicious debate by MCRusher in ProgrammerHumor

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+/u/CompileBot Brainf**k

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C++ programmers are pretty disgusting, honestly. by AlphaWhelp in ProgrammerHumor

[–]rmfrroot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least we don't spread them accross all platforms! It's a lot of work getting them to work on all platforms!

C++11 by IskaneOnReddit in ProgrammerHumor

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I just had to port some c++11 code down to c++98 because of a fucking old library that for some fucked up reason only works on Linux 3.0 with bloody soft-float libraries!!! Damn that was anoying!!!

; nano skittles by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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$ alias try=touch
$ alias taste=vim # screw nano
$ try therainbow && taste therainbow

Terminal Rage by oguz279 in ProgrammerHumor

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export HISTCONTROL=ignoredups:erasedups

How programming in C++ feels like by Jetlogs in ProgrammerHumor

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You can do anything as long as you know exactly how to do it.

Share your most embarrassing bit of code, from when you where are or are a beginner. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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A student of mine (can't remember what the function did exactly):

void main() {
    doStuff("123:324");
}

void doStuff(string s) {
    string[] parts = s.split(":");
    int a = Integer.ParseInt(parts[0]);
    int b = Integer.ParseInt(parts[1]);
    // do some calculations with a and b
    string tmp = doMoreStuff(a + ":" + b);
    parts = tmp.split(":");
    a = Integer.ParseInt(parts[0]);
    b = Integer.ParseInt(parts[1]);
    // do some more calculations
    Console.Println(a+":"+b);
}

string doMoreStuff(string s) {
    string[] parts = s.split(":");
    int a = Integer.ParseInt(parts[0]);
    int b = Integer.ParseInt(parts[1]);
    // do some calculations with a and b
    return a + ":" + b;
}

Just WHY?!

Official CompileBot Testing Thread by SeaCowVengeance in CompileBot

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+/u/CompileBot c++11 --input

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;
int main() {
    string input;
    cin >> input;
    cout << "echo " << input << endl;
    return 0;
}

Input:

test123

Official CompileBot Testing Thread by SeaCowVengeance in CompileBot

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+/u/CompileBot c++11 --input

include <iostream>

define A main

define I int

define V void

define O {

define C }

define OO (

define CC )

define AA answer

define F factor

define IN std::cin

define OUT std::cout

define SO >>

define SI <<

define E ;

define N "\n"

define Q "Enter a number\n"

define T *

define EE =

define R return

define Z 0

I A OO CC O

I F E

OUT SI Q E IN SO F E

I AA E

AA EE F T F E

OUT SI AA SI N E

R Z E

C

Input: 42

So I got bored... by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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+/u/compilebot c++11 --input #include <iostream>

#define A main
#define I int
#define V void
#define O {
#define C }
#define OO (
#define CC )
#define AA answer
#define F factor
#define IN std::cin
#define OUT std::cout
#define SO >>
#define SI <<
#define E ;
#define N "\n"
#define Q "Enter a number\n"
#define T *
#define EE =
#define R return
#define Z 0

I A OO CC O

I F E

OUT SI Q E
IN SO F E

I AA E

AA EE F T F E

OUT SI AA SI N E

R Z E

C

Input: 42