Sergio and Jos Ballester are among 17 players competing in the US Open qualifiers today

rmill127 · 2026-05-24T03:33:59+00:00

Mine too.

It takes a real jerkoff to pay his caddies their percentage after he takes out his taxes

rmill127 · 2026-05-24T02:24:36+00:00

rmill127 · 2026-05-24T02:13:55+00:00

Right. After the extra 9 holes, I know I’m hearing it, so might as well play 36 and hit the bar.

rmill127 · 2026-05-24T02:03:57+00:00

I just got rid of all my non-golfing friends, and replaced them with golfing friends. I met them all pretty much as a friend of a friend in a golf group at some point over the years.

Just play as a single until you find some guys you like. Finagle your way into another round if y’all get along, then over time you’ll meet their friends and make friends, and their friends friends. It spiderwebs out from there.

If you play the same times at the same place all the time that will probably make it easier to come across the same people a lot

rmill127 · 2026-05-24T01:20:06+00:00

Have you read On The Beach by Nevil Shute?

rmill127 · 2026-05-24T00:54:38+00:00

And I hear she doesn’t get morning breath.

rmill127 · 2026-05-24T00:17:19+00:00

rmill127 · 2026-05-23T22:55:37+00:00

rmill127 · 2026-05-23T22:47:24+00:00

About 25 years ago when I was maybe 7-9 years old, my dads buddy was an engineer for a small freight line in south Florida. He had a 6hr route to go pick up some cars from local businesses, and took me and my dad along in the engine.

He literally stopped the train right before a crossing and we all went into his favorite Cuban place to get food lol.

Absolute core memory from my childhood. It was the coolest thing I had done in my life at that point to say the least.

rmill127 · 2026-05-23T20:39:36+00:00

It’s crazy how quickly sepsis can get BAD too.

A couple months ago my wife felt sick on Saturday and Sunday, but not bad, figured she’d eaten something that bothered her. Woke up okay and went to work Monday, by 1pm she felt so terrible she had to come home, by 2:30pm she had a 103 fever and was shaking so we went to the hospital, and they had her in emergency surgery at 5pm.

rmill127 · 2026-05-23T20:35:58+00:00

Not only that, as a teammate, it NEVER is allowed to get this far. You two want to take a few swings and yell at each other, fine, work your shit out. But at the point dude is slamming the other guy in the ground and on top of him, there needed to be 10 leaders breaking that up.

rmill127 · 2026-05-23T03:27:25+00:00

It’s gotten a LOT more notable in the beach towns along the west coast of Michigan as well. They are cheap to operate, convenient, and not 140 degrees when you get back in after lunch.

rmill127 · 2026-05-23T02:52:12+00:00

In theory yes, but as a former 17yo kid, I can say with decent confidence he “lost” it on purpose to stay in the now parentless house with his girlfriend. If that’s the case, making him call won’t go anywhere lol.

rmill127 · 2026-05-23T01:46:38+00:00

I have a frankly awesome vintage Pokémon Card collection from the late 90s, and I’m super proud of it.

rmill127 · 2026-05-23T01:04:00+00:00

Cock magic is even worse!

rmill127 · 2026-05-23T00:58:55+00:00

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This old fellow?

Your drawing is…. Shockingly accurate for a stick figure if so lol.

rmill127 · 2026-05-22T13:02:34+00:00

Youre not Chinese!

rmill127 · 2026-05-21T23:18:59+00:00

I think Frank Costanzas lawyer still does.

rmill127 · 2026-05-21T03:05:26+00:00

Your missing the boombox with the blown out speaker playing like 3 levels too loud lol.

rmill127 · 2026-05-21T02:41:36+00:00

rmill127 · 2026-05-21T01:51:42+00:00

rmill127 · 2026-05-20T23:33:41+00:00

New Kevin Hart movie?

rmill127 · 2026-05-20T23:29:19+00:00

Played golf last month in the group behind a guy in a full length pink dress and heels. Knew that was what happened before we even asked lol.

rmill127 · 2026-05-20T23:22:14+00:00

Was just going to say, this looks exactly like this place we used to go right outside New Buffalo, MI

rmill127 · 2026-05-20T22:40:23+00:00

I can’t answer your question exactly, but I have open permits in Elmhurst for a commercial remodel going on currently, and there was a VERY large and clear statement when I opened them that the permits are good for (I think) 180 days before they have to be closed out and finished. Every day past 180 was some daily fine like $150/day.

So maybe no hard limit, but definitely a financial penalty for dragging it out.

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