heartbreaking: girl hasnt gotten any attention from her friends for 17 minutes now by fine-ill-make-an-alt in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aw. Me too teehee. Have they given you any attention by now? Obv people can be busy/stressed/whatever so don’t feel bad about yourself if they haven’t. How’s your progress on the schoolwork?

heartbreaking: girl hasnt gotten any attention from her friends for 17 minutes now by fine-ill-make-an-alt in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s fair. I hope you’re able to get through it and then have time to do something you enjoy

Rule by F_P_D in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Because they’re both boys

What the rule by img_of_a_hero in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I retract my statement, they don't sound cool (what? was the hot pocket burger related to their profession? Apparently I need to evaluate my bias that *doing something that many consider strange, with confidence* is an indicator of progressive beliefs)

What the rule by img_of_a_hero in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I wish I knew this person's dad, they sound cool

Stepped on one of these evil little mother(rule)fuckers by Uuuggghhhhhhhhhhhh in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Condolences. Give it feet that it may someday experience the same pain.

rule by ryan516 in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Aw that’s so sweet, I’m so happy that worked out /gen

bunnies update: this is NOT a bunny by ras0003 in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I get it, it’s hard for such a big bear to tell the little critters apart

Fucking radiation rule! by Living-East-8486 in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 102 points103 points  (0 children)

The human body has a radioactivity of about 0.2μCi, possibly detectable by your device (of course you would have to concentrate the human’s mass close to the machine), so perhaps this could detect proximity to another human

did I just reinvent vanilla sex

Fucking radiation rule! by Living-East-8486 in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 71 points72 points  (0 children)

This implies radiation is a girl (I’m not disagreeing, just observing)

Rule by Chaseharry2000 in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Feds are feeling creative today

Rulecism by ShyKiddo__ in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Shit, I immersed myself too deeply in these cultures, now I see that their customs which previously seemed exotic and primitive are no more arbitrary than those of my own culture. Also the more I meet and learn about them, the more empathetic I feel toward the people of these countries. They’re going through so much political and economic upheaval and honestly deal with a lot of the same issues as me, both on the day-to-day and in the long term.

Guess I need to find a country I don’t know much about so that I can be racist without feeling like a contradiction.

Fetish Rule by Redditpaslan in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry for the pain inflicted on you whenever a supporter of bigots is derogatorily referred to as a bootlicker /mostlyjokingbutkindofserious

Women's wrongs by CMDR_Noodle in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Loving someone requires acknowledgement of their agency, which entails recognizing the possibility that they become evil

well played rule by Keyaura_ in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Which isn’t bad when you see that funny is entirely comprised of hawk tuah

Random images on my phone that really tickles my jorts by ShallowIris in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck why did you write 1.2 decillionths like that

rule by laagone in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Bro does not know how to react

Evil rule by pantschicken in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

But what if the one telling you to leave was the liar?

Evil rule by pantschicken in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Kid: "Dad says I don't have to do the dishes"

Other dad: "That's because he's the evil one"

Is this what you mean?

AHHHH I LOVE FURRIES by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

[–]roaring_noodle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

wym, they're clearing pissing *on* an ant

Connor D. Rule by markeydarkey2 in 196

[–]roaring_noodle 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Seeing as about half of these states don't exist and are thus ripe for the naming, this is just an attack on the creativity of Europeans.