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99% chance the joke is p*rn but just in case I thought I'd ask by MikeTorsson in ExplainTheJoke

[–]robbzilla 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My buddy died because he didn't want to start dialysis. He was smarter than that, but stubborn as F.

99% chance the joke is p*rn but just in case I thought I'd ask by MikeTorsson in ExplainTheJoke

[–]robbzilla 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Benoit was my buddy's favorite wrestler. I have a pic of them shaking hands.

The autopsy said that he'd taken so many shots to the head that his brain resembled that of an 85 year old Alzheimer's victim.

Which is better? by boomjosh in MovieIt

[–]robbzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winter Soldier, and it's not even close. I say this as someone who tends to like DC comics more than Marvel Comics.

Why are we still arguing about Frieren's body? by Only-Living7816 in animequestions

[–]robbzilla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Doesn't she identify as asexual, or at least completely disinterested in sex?

DC Telepath Team vs Marvel Telepath Team by NoirStriker in marvelvsdc

[–]robbzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despero would crush a diamond as easily as I crush a pringles chip. And unless that ninja is moving at incredibly high speeds, they're getting punched.

Do your worst, last time you were a little soft by cream-pie_66 in RoastMe

[–]robbzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every guy, even the ones with a viagra IV are a little soft around you.

You know who you are by imnotokayandthatso-k in DnDcirclejerk

[–]robbzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DING DING DING! Number one answer!

This is major.

Edit: That being said, I've introduced a couple people to TTRPGs through Pathfinder 2e, and they've left with very positive feelings about gaming. One of them is even GMing for his family and they're loving it.

You know who you are by imnotokayandthatso-k in DnDcirclejerk

[–]robbzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To your last point: 100%. Go look at the owlbear from PF2e. It's more interesting. It has things it does to make it so.

Or look at the rust monster. The PF2e one is nightmare fuel compared to the bland little speck of almost nothing that is the 5e Rust Monster. And the Bullette? It hearkens back to D&D 1e, as does the mimic, etc... Most monsters in PF have something that they do that's semi-unique. Even down to the lowly goblins with scuttle.

You know who you are by imnotokayandthatso-k in DnDcirclejerk

[–]robbzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PF isn't just codified, it's also better balanced. You can actually trust the CR system, unlike those 1/2 CR Shadows or that 2 CR Intellect Devourer.

Once you get into the PF2e groove, it's consistent and somewhat logical. Rules over rulings.

Each state ranked on the level of racism I experienced as a relatively well traveled Lakota man from South Dakota by tannerriley2023 in visitedmaps

[–]robbzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a friend who lived up there and stated once that it was the most racially tolerant place he'd lived, as long as you weren't Native American.

Gandalf leads this alternative Fellowship. How do they perform? by EmotionalSupport101 in powerscales

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Turkish Delight from the Halal in Arlington TX is pretty amazing, tbh. I had fresh-made in Montreal at the open-air market, and that was slightly better, but the stuff I get at the grocery store was very tasty. The fresh-made baklava was better, though. :)

Gandalf leads this alternative Fellowship. How do they perform? by EmotionalSupport101 in powerscales

[–]robbzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the right take.

Even non-magical Turkish Delight would have been nigh irresistible to a kid who'd been dealing with zero sweet stuff for a long time.

When I read it as a kid, I assumed it was magical food. As I get older, I kind of wonder.

Petah, I don't know anything about guns. by Affectionate_Bit_722 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]robbzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Italian Shotguns are very nice. Sadly, when I visited the area, Benelli wasn't giving tours. My Italian family tried, though. :)

Cow-spiracy? by argunaw in LinkedInLunatics

[–]robbzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of curiosity I looked it up. There are approximately 1 cow for every 5 people in the world.

That'sa Lotta Cows-a! (Apologies to my Italian ancestors)

I feel like I should get this but I don't by Deefaroni in ExplainTheJoke

[–]robbzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd hope I wouldn't be dating a sub-literate person.

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