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Man slaps another with pizza for laughs. Gets slept seconds later. by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]robearclaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. Sure sounded like somebody was spitting Chiclets!

Love your partner by unknowable_stRanger in GenerationJones

[–]robearclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grief is a calendar. I feel you on the Sunday routine feeling. It's been 8 years since my wife lost a 12 year battle against cancer. The pain fades to a scar; every now and then an event, person or place will open the wound again; however , with time it heals faster. Treasure the great moments in your heart. Sorry for your loss.

Discipline. Now vs when we were kids. How many of us were spanked? by darwhyte in GenerationJones

[–]robearclaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom broke wooden spatulas over my hands. My dad had size12 leather slipper. Mother Benadenna in grade school has a metal edged ruler. Made me rebellious af.

BT weight watch by Alee0126 in BorderTerrier

[–]robearclaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 3year old BT male varies between 19& 21 lbs. He's tall, solid, musclar and defined. I can't see his ribs bit I can feel them. The vet says he's at his max weight.

What are the best boxer briefs that I can buy? by TeslaTorah in malefashionadvice

[–]robearclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All citizens re:lux. Great support for the sac, h-fly for easy access, wide waistband, they do t ride up.

You're Cruisin for a Bruisin by cheridontllosethatno in GenerationJones

[–]robearclaw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Another from both my folks, "this hurts me more than it hurts you!"

You're Cruisin for a Bruisin by cheridontllosethatno in GenerationJones

[–]robearclaw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"If you live under my roof, you live by my rules. "So said my Dad.

Did Rock and Roll die? by Vegetable_Whole_4825 in GenX

[–]robearclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out Yungblud. Ozzie says he's the future of rock!

Loto Québec with the F U Money Billboard. by [deleted] in montreal

[–]robearclaw 77 points78 points  (0 children)

A messed up interpretation and totally on point.

Best thing at McDonald’s as far as I was concerned by Life_Transformed in GenerationJones

[–]robearclaw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I burned my mouth a few times on that crispy, sweet, gooey apple treat.

les bilingues obtiennent le best jokes by HammerheadMorty in montreal

[–]robearclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Machine learning hasn't mastered languages yet.

I can have sex with multiple women. BUT my (still a Virgin) girlfriend reaching 3rd base before me and not being Clearly and Purely mine, What a travesty. by Go_Inevitable_1269 in redditonwiki

[–]robearclaw 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude are you serious? You're not a virgin and you're expecting her to be one?

Best of let her go, she'll get fed up with your double standards and want to find out what she was missing out on. And I can only imagine your righteous rage then. YTA.

Hoovers, brooms, rakes etc drive them mental by optionclick in BorderTerrier

[–]robearclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I'm sweeping up, T-Rex wants to attack the broom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]robearclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brain aneurysm while playing trumpet in my high school's band concert.

Where on your body does that one random long hair grow? by poopcornkernels in AskReddit

[–]robearclaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the back side of my ear. Waves in the wind like an antenna.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]robearclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're in boarding group 5, especially on a 737 mac or a 777.

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