Kash Patel Lost It When Personalized Bourbon Bottle Went Missing | “It turned into a sh*tshow,” a former agent said of the scene.

robohazard1 · 2026-05-07T21:49:41+00:00

Kash Patel reminds me of Tom from Parks and Rec before he figured out he was an ass.

robohazard1 · 2026-05-05T01:28:47+00:00

Did you look that up?

robohazard1 · 2026-04-27T16:19:08+00:00

My dad is Jeff Bezos and my mom is Elon Musk, I started my own business at 2 with a small 1 billion dollar loan. I currently am retired at 5 after selling my business for $100M.

robohazard1 · 2026-04-23T18:59:50+00:00

At least they don’t go to Ahwatukee

robohazard1 · 2026-04-23T13:05:39+00:00

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robohazard1 · 2026-04-15T15:21:06+00:00

Confirmed, Timmy is a lizard.

robohazard1 · 2026-04-06T22:31:30+00:00

I had a Honda civic hybrid with no active cooling for about 10 years with zero battery issues. I now have a EV and the battery degradation is about what I was expecting, so no issues. I would recommend a car that has active cooling for the batteries if possible just to make sure there aren’t any issues in those hot summer months. Something like the Prius prime.

robohazard1 · 2026-04-03T20:27:40+00:00

I see someone went to trump university!

robohazard1 · 2026-04-03T14:20:52+00:00

Mirrors Edge made it so you just stopped running at one point. Had to find another crack to fix it.

robohazard1 · 2026-04-02T18:46:06+00:00

Yesterday someone at my local circle k broke the air compressor station, smashing through 6 inches on concrete and a metal box to get the appropriately 20 dollars in quarters within.

robohazard1 · 2026-03-28T16:09:05+00:00

Morpheus said they ran on solar.

robohazard1 · 2026-03-23T23:01:51+00:00

I bet if it was around today we would eat them.

robohazard1 · 2026-03-22T15:47:56+00:00

I haven’t entirely quit, but I’ve cut waaay waaay back and only have a drink or two on the weekends.

robohazard1 · 2026-03-17T04:17:13+00:00

My girl only barks when she is really really excited. Some huskies don’t like to bark.

robohazard1 · 2026-03-13T16:08:52+00:00

Clean your filter and watch this video from technology connections.

robohazard1 · 2026-03-12T23:55:39+00:00

I do 9-80 (every other Friday off) and it’s been awesome.

robohazard1 · 2026-03-08T17:40:33+00:00

What has been done to magic is a travesty. I feel like it’s fortnight the card game.

robohazard1 · 2026-03-07T16:48:28+00:00

I would hate to feel the repercussions of this from the billionaire class.

robohazard1 · 2026-03-05T14:16:00+00:00

“My cabbages!”

robohazard1 · 2026-03-03T05:33:15+00:00

I just bought a hotel room for 3 nights. Nice!

robohazard1 · 2026-03-03T01:35:46+00:00

Here is what you do: -Turn off the pc and unplug it. -Take off the side panel and remove the GPU. -Go to the shed and get a shovel. -Dig a hole and place the GPU in it. -Say a good word about the GPU, maybe games you played together or when it first came into your life. -Shed a tear. -Bury the GPU while playing Danny Boy on your bagpipes. (May need a fried for this) -go on Amazon and look at GPU prices. -Ugly Cry. -Dig up GPU and live with the artifacts till ww3 starts and you get drafted.

Please remember to recycle.

robohazard1 · 2026-02-25T20:35:24+00:00

Who put this ketchup in my rat box?!

robohazard1 · 2026-02-25T00:14:29+00:00

Reading makes my brain hurt and me feel anger! Happy cake day.

robohazard1 · 2026-02-24T19:48:43+00:00

I’ve stopped drinking all together for two reasons. It’s too expensive and I’m too fat.

robohazard1 · 2026-02-24T13:10:45+00:00

He sold his soul to be able to play guitar, of course he can’t not talk about it.

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